The reverse-prostitution thread!

Lysander said:
Also, OP is a faggot.
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As insults go, this was naff.

The first guys who said 'I don't know what you're on about with this thread' - that was almost good because I thought 'Oh goodness I've written it wrong no-one's gonna 'get' the question how embarrassing'.

But your insult is like saying 'You're just a stupid-head'.

Please see me after school, must try harder. Your insultational skillz are nooby!
 
Delvis said:
Good luck with that!:p
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Ah sorry, that came out wrong :p. I didn't mean that £100 is what I'd expect to pay for a top hooker, I meant that to walk away for £100 the girl would have to be stunning. For an average girl, I'd walk for £50.

paradigm said:
I'd say no for £0.

I don't "do" one-nighters, regardless of how pretty they appear to me. The physical act is nothing without the emotion and companionship that go alongside.
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Now that, is really gay :D.
 
I'm amazed at how many people say 'If a totally hot girl offered herself to me I'd say 'no' because I only want a relationship'.

Mainly because its a victimless crime just to say 'yes'. It's not harming anyone, and she wants it. It wouldn't do you any harm at all in fact may help you in the 'confidence with girls' department. At least it'd give you a good memory for a while! (one thing I did miss in the OP is 'She can't have kids and she is definately STD free' - but there you go).

Lots of 'I'd walk away because she won't be my girlfriend' here. Lots more than I would have gambled on there being ..
 
krooton said:
Need moar variables!

If she totally STI free and unable to have sprogs (read: Can I go bareback without the fear of consequences?)

If so, £200?
If not, £0, I wouldn't bother, condom sexytime would undermine her hotness.
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:D speaketh sense,

have to put it in real terms to appreciate, Id say £1000 :eek:
 
I need more data.
Is this imaginary person wearing stockings & suspenders and other such kit and has she got a few toys scattered around otherwise I could walk away for £0?
 
paradigm said:
Says the guy with the homocar, not got the balls for a large engine or something? Just because I'm a male with emotion doesn't make me "gay".



Why, when I can just have sexytime?
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You said you don't do one nighters. Which means when your single you don't have sex so odds are that you beat the meat. But my question is if you beat the meat what is the difference then doing it with a girl who is willing instead of your hand.There is more emotion in a 1 night stand then your hand.
 
steve-h said:
You gay?

It's just then you sounded really really gay.
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Sorry to disappoint you but I won't be helping you with any bumlove.

trent said:
You said you don't do one nighters. Which means when your single you don't have sex so odds are that you beat the meat. But my question is if you beat the meat what is the difference then doing it with a girl who is willing instead of your hand.There is more emotion in a 1 night stand then your hand.
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Correct, there isn't any emotion with your hand, but neither do you form a lustful relationship with your own hand unless you are particularly perverse. So no I see them in a completely different light.
 
paradigm said:
I'd say no for £0.

I don't "do" one-nighters, regardless of how pretty they appear to me. The physical act is nothing without the emotion and companionship that go alongside.
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Come off it - its just different.

IMO a one nighter can be pretty damn exciting tbh... and if you can honestly say you get nothing from sex with a random hot girl you've just met then you either need to go see a doctor or 'you're not doing it right'.

In answer to the OP - would have to be more than a few grand tbh...
 
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