The reverse-prostitution thread!

Gilly · 16 Mar 2010 at 15:08

Straight.

bloodline76 · 16 Mar 2010 at 15:08

oxygene said:
I'm pretty damn sad actually. I don't ever sleep with anyone without the prospect of a long term relationship. But then, I'm not a normal man.

Why are you not a normal man? Do you have a winky and a moo moo? :eek:

Orcish-Horde · 16 Mar 2010 at 15:11

Another drink.

shauncr91 · 16 Mar 2010 at 15:16

Lysander said:
Your and idiot.

Oh the irony.

Gilly · 16 Mar 2010 at 15:16

shauncr91 said:
Oh the irony.

Whoosh.

Mr^B · 16 Mar 2010 at 15:24

Sirrel Squirrel said:
Lot of gayers in this thread

^ this

bloodline76 · 16 Mar 2010 at 15:24

shauncr91 said:
Oh the irony.

Classic!

britboy4321 · 16 Mar 2010 at 15:24

Lysander said:
Your and idiot.

Indeed

He wrote a total of three words, two of them were incorrect, whilst calling me an idiot! Now THAT is irony.

Made me smile anyway.

Gilly · 16 Mar 2010 at 15:28

britboy4321 said:
Indeed

He wrote a total of three words, two of them were incorrect, whilst calling me an idiot! Now THAT is irony.

Made me smile anyway.

Whoosh again. Double irony, double trouble.

Mr^B · 16 Mar 2010 at 15:41

Can people posting ironic stuff please tag it?

Example:

<ironic>you're speling is oarful</ironic>

This will help people whose IQ is less than their shoe size.

Sinque · 16 Mar 2010 at 16:12

I've tried to think of an amount but everytime I settle I think it's not enough

Neodite · 16 Mar 2010 at 16:23

To the people that wouldn't have a one night stand, just thinking, but would you do it if it's the person you would most like to hump?

celeb or not

Oh and if you would, how much for you to not sleep with them

[TW]Fox · 16 Mar 2010 at 16:57

Wouldnt bother even for free.

_Gizka_ · 16 Mar 2010 at 16:57

Id probably have to accept something in the region of 800-1000, raising exponentially if said woman is smoking

britboy4321 · 16 Mar 2010 at 16:58

_Gizka_ said:
Id probably have to accept something in the region of 800-1000, raising exponentially if said woman is smoking

Wow you got a 'thing' for smoking chicks?

I've seen some p0rn that specialised in providing that kind of kick. Fair enough - whatever floats your boat!

Le_Petit_Lapin · 16 Mar 2010 at 17:02

[TW]Fox;16168539 said:
Wouldnt bother even for free.

What if she had a BMW lingerie on, with M-Sport trim?

Begbie · 16 Mar 2010 at 17:03

Depended how drunk and horny I was. Few hundred would do the job.

Participant · 16 Mar 2010 at 17:08

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
What if she had a BMW lingerie on, with M-Sport trim?

Only if she had SatNav.

[TW]Fox · 16 Mar 2010 at 17:20

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
What if she had a BMW lingerie on, with M-Sport trim?

Still nope!

Fenris · 16 Mar 2010 at 17:31

What would I take up an offer of 2 hours of hot, rampant no strings attached hanky panky?

You would have to chain be to the Eiffel Tower and fit me a with a muzzle because I'd probably try and chew through the girders or if necessary, my own limbs.