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The Rules of the Universe

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by NVP, Mar 12, 2020.

  1. Mr Badger

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  2. vanpeebles

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    Location: County Durham

    Always tiptoe round a zx spectrum while it's loading from tape.
     
  3. wesimmo

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    I can't believe how many things I would have lost over the years if I didn't think back to my mum's advice if I'd misplaced something.

    "Well, where did you last have it?"

    Honestly, try it, it's amazing...
     
  4. SPG

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    What a vastly underestimated show that was, very very funny, might watch it again actaully.
     
  5. SPG

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    That awkward moment of your locker being next to the only person other in the entire changing room.
     
  6. Feek

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    Location: In the radio shack

    I was originally told it's a British version of MASH which is really isn't but you're right, it's very, very funny.
     
  7. moon man

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    Location: St Breward Cornwall

    no good deed goes unpunished ,remember reading about a guy who lost an eye helping an injured seagull ,but dont we all do good deeds and end up in a place thats worse sometimes.
    not saying i dont do good deeds ,just saying
     
  8. RxR

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    Look at the 'sun'. Don't blink.
     
  9. arknor

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    Location: Newcastle/Zurich

    theres a good meme about good things coming in 3s.
    but the meme is all bad things like the third reich
     
  10. BeelzebubUK

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    Don't eat yellow snow
     
  11. tres

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    Location: UK

    Never say the 'q' word when you're having a settled day at work
     
  12. RxR

    Wise Guy

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    art = 3, Art = 9.
     
    Last edited: Apr 27, 2020
  13. amigafan2003

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    If I turn left through 360 degrees, I'd be tangled up so I have to turn back right 360 degrees.
     
  14. mrbell1984

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    What's the q word?
     
  15. Feek

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    I'm glad someone has asked, I thought I was being dumb. I have no idea what he's talking about.
     
  16. mrbell1984

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  17. Orionaut

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    1) You can never make a profit, only break even.

    2) You can only break even at absolute zero.

    3) You can never reach absolute zero!
     
  18. Terminal_Boy

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    Location: La France

    Increasingly, it’s more likely to be the nail that sticks out that gets the hammer (Japanese saying).
     
  19. arknor

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    Joined: Nov 22, 2005

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    Location: Newcastle/Zurich

    My landlords rule of the universe is.
    replace old smoke alarms 6 months ago.
    more fire safety works carried out today , let me fit you another 3 smoke alarms
    now I have a total of 8 in a 1 bed room flat

    I don't know if I feel safe with only 2 alarms per room

    some of the older ones seemed to be only powered by replace in 10 year batteries but one of them connected to the mains and they all connect to each other by wifi magic,

    I guess the government is forcing mains powered smoke alarms in every room or something, since the new ones chain off the light bulb socket somehow
     
  20. Jasoncmor

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    You can't kid a kidder.