The Shockingly Poor Super Hero Thread

RandomTom · 29 May 2006 at 23:45

GREETINGS FELLOW SUPER HEROES AND FOLLOWERS, YOUR MISSION IS AS FOLLOWS:

Briefing: create your own craptastic super hero and show off their abilities here.

BEHOLD:

Tesco Value Man Stats:

Location: Poised ready outside a Tesco Extra near you.
Strengths: Bargains with blue and white stripes and rescues stranded students to buy food.
Weaknesses: The yellow glow of the Morrisons bogof man.

Commence your briefing.

Ex-RoNiN · 29 May 2006 at 23:47

kill it with fire!!!! :mad:

Rich1988 · 29 May 2006 at 23:50

ow, I think I just tripped over a tumble weed.

RandomTom · 29 May 2006 at 23:54

Ex-RoNiN said:
kill it with fire!!!!

fission mailed.

Rich1988 said:
ow, I think I just tripped over a tumble weed.

terminated tbh.

Rich1988 · 29 May 2006 at 23:56

RandomTom said:
terminated tbh.

sorry I'm not in a particularly good mood

William · 30 May 2006 at 00:01

Creature · 30 May 2006 at 00:03

William said:

Otacon...

William · 30 May 2006 at 00:03

Nah I feel Otacon can only be represented by a sailorboy. Otacon is reputed to have good fashion sense, taking this into account along with the sailorboy I imagine him to look like the bloke out of the Galtier aftershave advert.

RandomTom · 30 May 2006 at 00:13

rarrrr!

William · 30 May 2006 at 00:19

Stayoffacid Man!

RandomTom · 30 May 2006 at 00:20

Haha, nice pic!

CSGAS · 30 May 2006 at 00:21

William · 30 May 2006 at 00:22

PMSL!

Soulja · 30 May 2006 at 00:23

Haha, crazy

R B Customs · 30 May 2006 at 00:24

William said:
Stayoffacid Man!

oih noez, not *** a drunkard wants to see lol

Rich1988 · 30 May 2006 at 00:26

RandomTom · 30 May 2006 at 00:29

rawrrr!

Etaqua · 30 May 2006 at 00:29

Mine is bigger than Earth as well - another of his superpowers, not bad scaling, tbh.

Nix · 30 May 2006 at 00:36

Introducing:

Von Smallhausen Man with his super ability of anonymity!

He will ward off all evil doers with his special power of telling rubbish jokes!

Nix · 30 May 2006 at 00:53

Mohinder Man:

With his super ability to run under his enemies' legs and subdue his enemies using holes in his ears!