Caporegime
Mate, I fall flat on my face doing those, always.
Wait, you can't jump?
Though I had a mate who was just terrified of box jumping as soon as it got a bit high. Took him ages to pluck the courage up, but then he'd happily get in a boxing ring with someone twice his weight
This is my favourite thing you've ever writtenI don't think my head knows how long my legs are....
This is my favourite thing you've ever written
RDL should be more than enough warm up for deads.
Just ditch the belt