The worlds weirdest CV? (Pic heavy)

MickeyFinns · 18 Sep 2013 at 14:59

The worlds worst CV was submitted to where I work today. It's so surreal I had to share, I've blurred out personal details and expletives;

floatindolphin · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:03

when are they in for interview?

Reaper 392 · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:03

I haven't read all of it, but its probably someone trying to stay on job seekers allowance who really doesn't want a job but has to show he is sending out CVs anyway. Most companies filter out CVs with lots of spelling and grammar mistakes so i'm surprised it even reached you tbh

andi · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:06

When does Arek start?

Fait · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:06

It must be Esteban Winsmore!

http://youtu.be/2yx4y3t2IT0

MickeyFinns · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:07

Reaper 392 said:
I haven't read all of it, but its probably someone trying to stay on job seekers allowance who really doesn't want a job but has to show he is sending out CVs anyway.

Yeah we thought it might be something like that! For some reason they also submitted a picture of themselves.... as a baby!?

The Dread Pirate · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:07

He's Right about one thing... Life is Amezeballs!

DanielMMS · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:07

Worth interviewing just for a laugh. Although I doubt they would even turn up to something so normal as an interview.

tom_e · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:07

You don't work for a creative company of some sort do you?

thezakarum · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:08

floatindolphin said:
when are they in for interview?

andi said:
When does Arek start?

You know what must be done, give him an interview!

MickeyFinns · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:08

tom_e said:
You don't work for a creative company of some sort do you?

Yeah we make Facebook games, although I'm in a technical role.

GhostWKD · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:09

Have they considered applying for The Apprentice? Speaks enough rubbish by the looks of it

FrenchTart · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:09

I've seen a weirder CV than this. Very similar style but 11 pages long.

The person that sent it in walks into very well paid jobs frequently....and then walks out of them again once his own insanity eventually becomes too much for him/the company.

He didn't use "amazeballs" once in the CV that I remember though.

ChocolateStarfishRammer · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:11

Jesus Christ.

Retard.com

This is why some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

MickeyFinns · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:11

FrenchTart said:
He didn't use "amazeballs" once in the CV that I remember though.

To be honest it was the casual use of expletives in a CV that really stood out!

GravyMonster · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:13

Wow. Never before has said so much without a single word being worthwhile.

yer_averagejoe · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:14

Is his name Charlie Sheen?

lotus7 · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:14

"I`m a bit of a perfectionist...."

I was going to post a you-tube link to Spuds job interview in Train-spotting, but it has a few swear words in it.

MickeyFinns · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:15

yer_averagejoe said:
Is his name Charlie Sheen?

No, it's a woman actually.

arknor · 18 Sep 2013 at 15:15

Did I get the job?