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Game changer.
The worlds weirdest CV? (Pic heavy)
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Invite for interview and prepare for the hilarity.
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oh wait nevermind it says she is sixteen in the CV.
you should call them in for an interview and try to explain the CV reads like a horrible mess it is
I especially like the last part about the unconscious mind she must have done a ton of drugs or something
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Setup a camera and invite her for the interview.
I'm sure theres a joke involving amazeballs in there somewhere...
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Wait Send it in to the apprentice as an application and hope she gets to the "interviews" 
is that the famous casting couch?
it is indeed.
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Don't pretend you didn't know
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OP to be fair, it has stuck in your mind.
If I were you I would be tempted to give her an interview, she has proven she's "creative" and might actually not be a nutter and be rather clever... Although probably nutter so should equal lols anyway
If I were you I would be tempted to give her an interview, she has proven she's "creative" and might actually not be a nutter and be rather clever... Although probably nutter so should equal lols anyway
I have never watched an episode it has never appealed to me at all.Don't pretend you didn't know
I wouldn't recognise the BBUS either
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Jesus Christ.
Lightenup.com
This is why some people have heart attacks in their younger years; no sense of humour and walking around in a constant state of misery.
Having read last night the most bizarre pee take letter than my nephew decided to send Sainsbury's regarding their 'user guide's', I wouldn't be surprised if it is a kid. If not, then this is someone very emotionally disturbed, or really rather brilliant. Their grammar and command of English is awful though.
Of course, you may just want to interview them to see WTF they are like. (Which is the point). Personally, I'd be afraid.. very afraid lol.
That is indeed the worst C.V. I've ever seen, it doesn't actually list anything useful.
Of course, you may just want to interview them to see WTF they are like. (Which is the point). Personally, I'd be afraid.. very afraid lol.
That is indeed the worst C.V. I've ever seen, it doesn't actually list anything useful.
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Hire him!
I didn't spot the "i'm a perfectionist" line in this CV but if it is in there then Jesus Christ.
If you are going to send such a text heavy CV out then at least make it grammatically correct and how long does it actually take to proof read and spell check ?
If this person is truly 16, I vote a lot of copy and paste has been involved in this one.
or as previously been said, jobseeker
If you are going to send such a text heavy CV out then at least make it grammatically correct and how long does it actually take to proof read and spell check ?
If this person is truly 16, I vote a lot of copy and paste has been involved in this one.
or as previously been said, jobseeker
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I wasn't going to mention it but a quick google of the persons name turned up a huge amount of inappropriate online behaviour (all posted publically) so I don't think they'll be getting an interview
I'm not going to link to their profiles as I think that'd be a bit of an invasion of privacy...
I'm not going to link to their profiles as I think that'd be a bit of an invasion of privacy...