Theft of lead, bay windows - VERY common here

Mercenary Keyboard Warrior · 9 Nov 2012 at 11:58

Head hurts can't understand post.

webhound · 9 Nov 2012 at 12:14

Sir your writing style is damn awful!

'Harry · 9 Nov 2012 at 12:43

Get a dog.

MrMoonX · 9 Nov 2012 at 12:45

Diesel said:
Brought to you by the author of such quality threads as 'Possessive grandad over friends' and 'Little sister stealing from you'.

hes like the barney gumble of OCUK, no one understands his rubbish butchering of the english language

MoNkeE · 9 Nov 2012 at 13:00

MeEsH BaKkA said:
Indeed.

I'm voting 5* for the ingenious £700 race bike anti-theft method alone.

Haha, I know right? "This should stop my bike from being stolen, let's chain it to another not-too-heavy moveable object!"

Strife212 · 9 Nov 2012 at 13:01

It was probably your sister who stole it.

MoNkeE said:
Haha, I know right? "This should stop my bike from being stolen, let's chain it to another not-too-heavy moveable object!"

An object worth £100 too

danza · 9 Nov 2012 at 13:14

Make sure your next bike is made from solid gold. That way it'll be heavier and therefore harder to steal.

No1newts · 9 Nov 2012 at 13:17

Wow that OP was horribly written!

platypus · 9 Nov 2012 at 13:28

Where is "hell"?

Locky · 9 Nov 2012 at 13:31

Sorry to hear about what happened, but your post is so hard to read.

~>Dg<~ · 9 Nov 2012 at 13:55

i read the ops post while listening to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLIDEVrJoiI

norm · 9 Nov 2012 at 13:56

CCTV + PIR flood lights + concrete block in the ground with valuables chained to it.

J-FRO · 9 Nov 2012 at 13:58

JBuk said:
Shame they took your metally pieces of metal instead of the wooden pieces of wood

haha

I like the look of that DNA grease though, not a bad idea.

Meridian · 9 Nov 2012 at 16:32

If this is that stupid glue-on lead effect on some windows from ten/twenty years ago, then unless they broke the glass the thieves did you a favour: your house now looks twenty times better.

G.s Glazing · 9 Nov 2012 at 16:45

Meridian said:
If this is that stupid glue-on lead effect on some windows from ten/twenty years ago, then unless they broke the glass the thieves did you a favour: your house now looks twenty times better.

You're way off the mark, This thread is about the lead work above the bay window.

Meridian · 9 Nov 2012 at 23:09

G.s Glazing said:
You're way off the mark, This thread is about the lead work above the bay window.

Fair enough.

Richie · 10 Nov 2012 at 07:32

I gave up reading after the first couple of paragraphs and that is me trying to be nice.... Seriously OP, learn to write coherently.

Richie · 10 Nov 2012 at 07:35

platypus said:
Where is "hell"?

<---- I will give you directions

jsmoke · 10 Nov 2012 at 07:51

If that were me, I would set up some kind of system like releasing permanent UV dye into them, get some new lead and set up a legal trap, can only think of the dye just now, maybe some other ideas?

Tican · 10 Nov 2012 at 09:02

jsmoke said:
If that were me, I would set up some kind of system like releasing permanent UV dye into them, get some new lead and set up a legal trap, can only think of the dye just now, maybe some other ideas?

Smartwater?
http://www.smartwater.com/