There's a CD sitting in my porch

[EYEREX]

Bit random just went out the front to have a smoke and there's a CD sitting in my porch

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Stick in in your drive see what it is and show us lol

 

[Rroff]

This is how they get you.

 

[Minibiker]

Someone's been watching you

 

[Will Gill]

Hurry up, fire up a VM and load it up

 

[EGuitarStar]

Depending on where in South London you are this is either a bad sign or a very bad sign. You need to view and listen to the CD immediately and consult a witch doctor and find a Griffin.

 

[Hades]

Did the postman delivery it?

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Is this the definition of ocuk poo through the letterbox.

 

[arknor]

is this one of those threads where we never find out anything

 

[Nasher]

Some chav threw it there, or it's a phishing attempt

 

[bazzabear]

If you watch it and some pale girl crawls out of your TV, don't blame us.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

is this one of those threads where we never find out anything

Either this, typical Mumsnet/AIBU thread where the OP does a post-and-run. That's where the OP posts, cue 23 pages of intrigued replies, only for the OP never to post again. Readers get overly invested in the thread because they wanted an outcome or some form of closure. Then the OP returns, not to reply to any of us, but instead tells the Dons to delete this thread because he has been outed / found out by one of us on here.

So either that, -or-

It's an AOL drinks coaster

 

[Ayahuasca]

Someone dropped their new mixtape.

 

[Armageus]

A crossdresser?

 

[andy_mk3]

Where's Derek Acorah when you need him?

 

[Mr.Cookie]

Where's Derek Acorah when you need him?

Still in his grave!

 

[andy_mk3]

Still in his grave!

That's what you think

 

[Mr.Cookie]

That's what you think

Shhhh

 

[Dis86]

Well invite him/her/it in! Compliment their shoes too

 

[jakedude182]

Throw it in yo stereo and may the lord be with you