Things that get on my wick...

SteveOBHave said:
Why can't the HUMAN RACE figure out that queuing at an ATM on the street works better if you DON'T do it across the footpath??? Queue along the walls you muppets!
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Tbh all nationalitys are guilty of all this rubbish, its cos we're used to being told what to do, so we lose common sense :)


Cyclists cant ride on footpaths ay, but i used to when cycling to college, because i fancied actually living to see another day, motorists can not drive well enough for cyclists to risk there lives on the road tbh. was some nightmare junctions on the way and i just wasnt willing to risk my life.
 
peetee said:
Cyclists cant ride on footpaths ay, but i used to when cycling to college, because i fancied actually living to see another day, motorists can not drive well enough for cyclists to risk there lives on the road tbh. was some nightmare junctions on the way and i just wasnt willing to risk my life.
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Yeah I'd say its more dangerous being on the road. Sure, you might hit a pedestrian but that'll be less dangerous than a car nudging you off your bike at high speed.
 
SteveOBHave said:
Why can't the English figure out that queuing at an ATM on the street works better if you DON'T do it across the footpath??? Queue along the walls you muppets!
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Where I live it's not we English who do that, it's all the foreign knobs!

You think you have problems? What about all the foreigners who mill about aimlessly at my local shopping centre? They block doorways as they yap at each other in gobbledygook, congest the streets, and I have to continually sidestep the unaware berks or even walk in the road to get past them! :mad:
 
People who drive in the middle lane of a motorway.

You pricks should learn to move over. The middle lane is not a cruising lane. It is not your god given right to stay there. You slow everyone down in rush hour by refusing to move. You hog it needlessly when the roads are empty. It is NOT safer to use that lane when it is quiet you friggin muppet.

I drive a 40 year old Morris Minor. It is bloody ridiculous that I have to cross two lanes of traffic and use the fast lane every thirty seconds to overtake you muppets when my car only does a top speed of 70mph - simply to avoid undertaking you and your one brain cell. You people are complete idiots.

(This also applies to idiot BMW/ Audi/ <pointless high powered car> owners who believe it is their god given right to only use the fast lane. Learn to drive you muppets.)
 
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Deadly Ferret said:
Where I live it's not we English who do that, it's all the foreign knobs!

You think you have problems? What about all the foreigners who mill about aimlessly at my local shopping centre? They block doorways as they yap at each other in gobbledygook, congest the streets, and I have to continually sidestep the unaware berks or even walk in the road to get past them! :mad:
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How do you know they are foreigners? Id it because they speak a different language? I know what you mean but standing around in annoying places seems to be a national past-time in most countries.
 
Hellsmk2 said:
People who drive in the middle lane of a motorway.

You pricks should learn to move over. The middle lane is not a cruising lane. It is not your god given right to stay there. You slow everyone down in rush hour by refusing to move. You hog it needlessly when the roads are empty. It is NOT safer to use that lane when it is quiet you friggin muppet.

I drive a 40 year old Morris Minor. It is bloody ridiculous that I have to cross two lanes of traffic and use the fast lane every thirty seconds to overtake you muppets in a car that does a top speed of 70mph - simply to avoid undertaking you and your one brain cell. You people are complete idiots.

(This also applies to idiot BMW/ Audi/ <pointless high powered car> owners who believe it is their god given right to only use the fast lane. Learn to drive you muppets.)
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LOL and deep breath :D
 
sr4470 said:
Yeah I'd say its more dangerous being on the road. Sure, you might hit a pedestrian but that'll be less dangerous than a car nudging you off your bike at high speed.
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'might' chances are you wont, its not like you're going at high speed, or have mirrors etc to check. You look infront, thats all that matters..?
 
I'll tell you what get's on my wick, having a sinus AND ear infection keeping me up during the hours I'm trying to sleep between the nightly baby feeding stints.
 
I really hate...

- When people say "yeh".
- The word "fart" OH GOD.
- When people shove religion in your face.
- "pc4pc" - MySpace 'slang'.
- Womanizers

More of course but that's briefly it for now.
 
People who stand in doorways and have a conversation
People who have a conversation by the toilets in a club (do they like the smell of urine?)
Taxi drivers thinking they own the roads and don't have to indicate or stop. For anything
Football fans who know sod all about their 'club' but are happy to try and have a conversation (bs) with you about the game
 
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