Things that make blokes proud of themselves

Raikiri said:
I have flu and laughing really hurts :( thanks for that
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All lies... if you had real flu you wouldn't even be on the forums:p ;) Oh dear.. can.... worms... everywhere :D
dymetrie said:
13. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE - And everyone cheers you. It doesn't mean you're popular, it just means your mates are ******. However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that.
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Yay.... Roberta & I for this one I think!!!
 
dymetrie said:
6. DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table, slinging your coat on and downing two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out while everyone else struggles to catch up with you. You're hard.
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This is my forte.

Bigstan - "Are you ready to go love?"
Fictional gf - "But you've still got most of a pint left, Stan."
Bigstan - "Don't worry about me love, you just get your coat on."

/Bigstan puts fags, phone etc. in pocket, puts on coat and drinks 3/4 pint before fictional gf has one arm in sleeve.

Smell the pheromones :D

Stan :)

PS: I didn't witness the Desmo slide tackle but I did see Piggy in a heap with Desmo standing proudly over her with hands on hips telling her to "know her limits" :D (I didn't quit ROFL but I did LOL).
 
I witnessed the slide. It looked like one of my efforts from FIFA 2003, proper "sliding tackle that was clean but I managed to slice the other player in half at the same time" stuff. :D
 
Piggymon said:
I moved into the Pigmo Pad with more tools than Desmo so ner ! :p
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But all the tools a bloke needs at maximum are..

1 Phillips screwdriver
1 Flathead screwdriver
1 large hammer

They solve pretty much everything. ;)

Simon/~Flibster
 
dymetrie said:
18. TAKING OUT £200 FROM A CASHPOINT - Okay, so its for paying the plumber later but with that much cash you feel like a mafia don. The only thing better is peeling notes off the roll later.
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I did that this evening.... :cool:





















to, errrrr.... pay my mum this month's rent..... :o
 
* driving in such a way that both the missus AND the little one let out blood curling screams, and yet having full and complete control of a 4WD 1/2 ton pickup truck when it's completely sideways on the ice (in RWD only)!!

<--- been there , done that this past weekend!! :D
 
Flibster said:
But all the tools a bloke needs at maximum are..

1 Phillips screwdriver
1 Flathead screwdriver
1 large hammer

They solve pretty much everything. ;)

Simon/~Flibster
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You forgot the power tools. That way you get to destroy things and make huge amounts of noise.
 
dymetrie said:
18. TAKING OUT £200 FROM A CASHPOINT - Okay, so its for paying the plumber later but with that much cash you feel like a mafia don. The only thing better is peeling notes off the roll later.
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I do that sometimes just for the Halibut but being Scottish it means I don't need to go to the bank for 2 months ;)

Stan :)
 
The thin stick in the shed...i have one of them! :D

BUT...you are only your dad when the dried up paint on the end is thicker than your wrist after years of DIY!! (hmm that could be read so many ways! ;) )
 
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