Things that make you go Grrrrrr!!

- Having a blocked nostril then as soon as you clear it the other nostril that was previously fine becomes blocked
- Any TV show or film that involves some whopper in a cape saving the world.
- The term 'EDM'
- Uber drivers stealth farting and me being too polite to open the window and having to sit in a sealed vacuum of their fart fumes for the rest of the journey
- Forgetting to put the toilet seat down before taking a dump and thus falling ass first into the toilet.
- Paul Weller's haircut
- Watching documentaries whilst stoned and not being able to remember a single thing about them the next day.
- The token acoustic guitar guy at every house party
- Being called a boomer by your nephews even though you are in your early 40s
- People who say things like 'cheeky nandos'.
- Pelaton adverts
 
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It seems to be the default way a lot of young people use phones these days in any scenario. They will put the phones speaker up to their ear or mouth and walk around talking with them on full speaker volume. I see people get on the train and do entire journeys just talking or doing video calls on speaker phone just coz they're bored.

Bloody young people quoting the wrong person cos they're using their phones incorrectly :p
 
This current fad of retailers putting the word 'Protein' on everything. Stick the word 'Protein' on a Cheesecake and some idiots will think it's healthy and buy it.
 
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