Things to do on a plane

[RizL4]

of course your allowed books lol

 

[ElRazur]

Once you are on the plane and you see someone you dont like, go into the toilet and write with soap on the mirror that ....."passenger number have a bomb on board"

Now that will give you something to do for the rest of the flight.

 

[RizL4]

take one of your porno mags keep you busy but dont go in the toilet and play with your bishop might get caught

 

[Jokester]

of course your allowed books lol

Erm, not now you're not, have you seen the news today?

Jokester

 

[bigredshark]

Thats a shame, a big book like the Quran would last you right through the fligh and possibly see you through the holiday too.

 

[Gilly]

Are you allowed books?

of course your allowed books lol

Not with the current regulations in place. Details on the British Airways website, and I assume other airlines are operating the same policy

Who feels stupid now?

 

[Brizzles]

Wait till the guy next to you goes to the toilet.

Pour water over his seat.

Call stewardess over .

Wait for guy to come back and explain.

Mark

 

[Scuzi]

take one of your porno mags keep you busy but dont go in the toilet and play with your bishop might get caught

I don't think that you're allowed to bring chess pieces or clergymen in your hand luggage.

 

[RizL4]

yeah i have seen the news today and next month when he is going away he should be allowed to take a book on board

 

[Al Vallario]

Who feels stupid now?

Not me?

 

[Seft]

take one of your porno mags keep you busy but dont go in the toilet and play with your bishop might get caught

if you're going to join the mile high club, you might as well do it with someone else.

 

[wordy]

Stare at any bearded Asian men that may be sitting near you. Look at them with that 'I know what you're thinking' look. You could also pretend that you're some sort of special agent and walk up and downthe aisle past them, making notes after each pass either on a notepad or by a voice recording using the microphone in your sleeve.

That's what I'd do.

LOL

You could always take a muslim prayer mat and half across the atlantic unroll it and start praying to mecca. Just to see how nervous you can make everyone

 

[RizL4]

lmao

 

[daz]

In future we will probably have to sit on planes handcuffed in a straightjacket wearing a giant nappy.

 

[Gilly]

Not me?

Not at all

yeah i have seen the news today and next month when he is going away he should be allowed to take a book on board

The thread is about what to do in case the same restrictions are in place.

If the restrictions are relaxed, why would this thread be at all necessary?

Who feels stupid now?

 

[RizL4]

In future we will probably have to sit on planes handcuffed in a straightjacket wearing a giant nappy.

they will have to change the nappy when you see a terrorist on the plane

 

[Cybermyk]

Wear a dark suit and sunglasses and stand by the main door.

Every now and again put a finger in your ear or check your watch.

Glare a people who say the word peanuts and talk into your cuff mentioning what they look like and where they are sat.

 

[pinkacidbootson]

Ask for a mother******* drink. Then use the mother******* toilet.

 

[Ascendancy]

You could always try making a pass at the stewardesses to pass the time

 

[bigredshark]

combine last two posts, repeatedly...