Think I'm missing out on something here...

[gord]

Chuck Norris won the 1987 World Series Poker Championship Final with the Ace of Spades, a paperclip and an Uno Card.

 

[Azza]

God said "Let there Be light". Chuck Norris said "Say please"

Best so far.

 

[Mat]

Chuck Norris allowed this thread, the dons will soon close it regardless...

 

[Dreadi]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, to bad he never cries

 

[Azza]

Chuck Norris is the only person to win an Olympic Gold Medal in swimming without getting wet.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Chuck Norris allowed this thread, the dons will soon close it regardless...

What and risk the wrath of Chuck Norris?

 

[DarkShadow]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

GET OUT!

 

[GreenMint]

 

[alexakasloth]

GET OUT!

How about this one then?

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

 

[Deleted member 11679]

Jack Bauer > All

 

[G-MAN2004]

Jack Bauer > All

 

[GreenMint]

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain

FACT!

 

[Lysander]

When Chuck Norris falls into water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

 

[Booner!]

Jack Bauer > All

GTFO

 

[The_blue]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.




Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[GreenMint]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[Lysander]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

 

[Booner!]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Already had that one

 

[Lysander]

Booo.

 

[alexakasloth]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.