It's a homosexual internet fad. Only homosexual people with nerdick tendancies use it. They think it's cool. Secretly they have a homosexual crush on Chuck Norris and want to use his name as much as possible so that they can have a little daydream about him and then have a party in their pants.
Think I'm missing out on something here...
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I've seen this a few times and wondered about the logical conclusion.
Did he out bluff the opposition? Or did he use the paperclip to kill them?
Also, how did he get the Uno card past the dealer?
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You are thinking about this way, way too much. He won because no one would question Chuck Norris ergo automatic win of the game. Or at least that is how I'd interpret it.
Just reading up on some of them for a laugh... good ones
"Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths."
"When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul."
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad."
"The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second."
And for more Chuck norris Genious... there is the chuck Norris quote generator...
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck&id=zdyjbkdtug5ol1107s27tg933hmgi7tf
"Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths."
"When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul."
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad."
"The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second."
And for more Chuck norris Genious... there is the chuck Norris quote generator...
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck&id=zdyjbkdtug5ol1107s27tg933hmgi7tf
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Chuck Norris is a girl and he drives this -
Chuck Norris is a girl and he drives this -
I like that, with the exception of the colours and make & model of the car.
Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris > Solid Snake > Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris = Never ending POWAH.
I like thatgo to google.com type
find chuck norris in the search feild and click i'm feeling lucky
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go to google.com type
find chuck norris in the search feild and click i'm feeling lucky
That is awesome, i hadnt seent hat before
go to google.com type
find chuck norris in the search feild and click i'm feeling lucky
lol
"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the he wants."
"Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."
oh and for all the jack bauer fanbois
"Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds."
"Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."
oh and for all the jack bauer fanbois
"Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds."