** This Instant, Moment, and Month - April 2017 **

[ChrisD.]

Well it's April Fools. Anyone been caught out so far?

What's everyone up to this weekend? I'm driving to Folkestone tonight to stay overnight in preparation for my yearly venture to Spa and the 'ring. Not excited at all!

 

[ChrisD.]

Hello, I am back off holiday. What have I missed?

 

[ChrisD.]

Slowly losing the will to live at work.

Boss/solutions architect - Chris don't we have a license for this?
Me - So I've been told, however I've never been given one despite numerous calls and emails to the PM.
Boss/solutions architect - That's not good enough, you need to chase more.

...

 

[ChrisD.]

Bit hungover, is it 4pm yet?

 

[ChrisD.]

Is it lunchtime yet, there's a foot long subway with my name on it!

 

[ChrisD.]

Sounds about as crazy as Spain!

 

[ChrisD.]

It's about 10 degrees in the office today, I'm freezing!

 

[ChrisD.]

aircon

Now you're just showing off. The closest I get to aircon is my commute or if I ever need to go into the data centre (rarely).

 

[ChrisD.]

Heaving night drinking on Thursday and Friday ruined my Saturday. Then a trackday yesterday has taken everything out of me today. I need my bed.

 

[ChrisD.]

Been on hold with Santander for a while now, thats not so bad, but the automated lady that says 'We apologise for keeping you waiting" every 10 seconds however, is so damn annoying! Funny thing is I'm calling to cancel my account...

First Direct answer the phone so quick I often forget what I'm ringing about. No stupid menu system either.

 

[ChrisD.]

My hair is a bit different now. I could show you a more recent Instagram selfie but you would probably all kill yourselves.

Go on, I'm hungover and need a laugh.

 

[ChrisD.]

Army vs Navy Rugby tomorrow, it's going to get messy.

 

[ChrisD.]

It's May...

 

[ChrisD.]

Bingo.