This man knows who stole my phone, can anyone help

JoeF1 · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:00

Jason2 said:
So is the OP the developer of the app cerberus? Is this just one big marketing scam?

and again lolJason2.

troops · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:01

TrixiBuG · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:01

lolJason2

bushmins · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:02

yak.h'cir said:
Anyone speak this?

http://youtu.be/kdgcMdRdqdU

Something about cleaning the floor at 0.23

yak.h'cir · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:02

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bArUplniuLI

antijoke · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:02

Thread of the year!

5* easily.

Just skimmed all 13 pages and it's been brilliant.

Mark A · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:03

My F5 key has gone all shiny.

Mine has too, f5 has worn off

Am I the only one who clicks refresh rather than press F5?

Calgar117 · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:03

I gotta get this software installed on my girlfriends phone the hysterics that would follow would be amazing, such as setting off alarms the lot

Twirlywoos · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:03

yak.h'cir said:
Anyone speak this?

http://youtu.be/kdgcMdRdqdU

It's either

Bangladeshi
Arabic
Pushto

mrbios · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:03

Getting to this point having just read through all the pages is like ending a movie on a really annoying cliffhanger!

troops · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:04

Translator please!!

yak.h'cir · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:04

Offline! Argh!

yer_averagejoe · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:04

Obviously Jason2 is the thief.

I don't often award 5 stars, but when I do, it's for this thread.

ringo747 · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:05

What causes it to go offline? Is this when there is no data connection?

strumpusplunket · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:05

Ðudeth said:
ok need a sound off, whos getting Cerberus now??

Me! - already done

Currently using Seek Droid, but will definitely do a little comparison with Cerberus now.

And... come on, resolution please. Between this and transfer deadline day it's harder than it should be to get anything useful done...

antijoke · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:05

mrbios said:
Getting to this point having just read through all the pages is like ending a movie on a really annoying cliffhanger!

I know....It's Breaking Bad season 5 mid season finale all over again......

kiel367 · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:07

damn you guys, i need to go get in the shower before i get my son, im gona miss out while im out with him for the day, need to re-install some mail client on my phone now instead of the crappy ios one just to keep up to date with this i think

Twirlywoos · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:07

yeh defo pushto, northern pakistani dialect. I can't understand or speak it unfortunately.

gillywibble · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:08

Mark A said:
Am I the only one who clicks refresh rather than press F5?

No. F5 is so 1997.

yak.h'cir · 31 Jan 2013 at 14:08

ringo747 said:
What causes it to go offline? Is this when there is no data connection?

Yep, he's set the high level power saving mode I set up (for long days when you need the phone to last) which disables the data connection once the screen has been off for a certain amount of time.