This man knows who stole my phone, can anyone help

millsy888 · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:03

If i've been trolled...

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you

LOAM · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:03

That copper has got massive eyebrows!

StonedPenguin · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:03

llololo

Shelster · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:03

yak.h'cir said:

BEST PHOT OF THE YEAR AWARD

yer_averagejoe · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:03

"Best thread: 2013" this early? It's all down-hill from here

Narj · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:03

Benihana said:
Legit!

+1

Hurray for OP, now you need some commission from Cerberus!

BuToNz · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:03

yak.h'cir said:

And celebrations!

joelk2 · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:03

well done OP.

2013 thread of the year.

someone buy that man a beer.

Mark A · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:03

Awesome!

bledd · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:03

Success!

ringo747 · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:03

We need audio/video now!

cHk4 · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:03

This has been much like my sex life for any women I've been with, massive build up with a massive anti climax

Narj · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:04

NOW people can go troll him on his Youtube account.

yak.h'cir · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:04

Thanks so much for all your help guys/gals! Couldn't have been done without you all! Plus it made it all a lot more bearable!

troops · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:04

Now deport the piece of **** while your at it.

KillBoY_UK · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:05

yak.h'cir said:
They're waiting for door opening equipment. If they hear my phone make a noise they're going in!

http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Grond_(battering_ram)

jaybee · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:05

I'm still 50/50 on this but leaning towards legit....

ringo747 · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:05

So what happens next? Have the police hung up from the 'live-update' call? Did they manage to kick in door before the heavies arrive with the door munching gear?

Did you just happen to be off work today?!

puckdrop · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:05

Nasa takes remote pictures from Mars, OP takes remote pictures of an alledged criminal, some poor internal decor, and a copper actually doing something useful :-)

grudas · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:05

PiKe said:
Have you not discovered internet porn?

now i have.. brb.