This man knows who stole my phone, can anyone help

Benihana · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:08

Did you tell the copper you could see him? Bet he would be a bit freaked out "I'm photographing you right now, what lovely nostril hair you have..."

millsy888 · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:08

Trifid said:
He still needs to get the phone into his hands first!

P.s. contender for best thread of 2013.

Will just be a formality. Who knows how long that;ll take though.

mothermachine · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:09

Yeh seriously you could get this story to one of the ****rags and make a bit of cash out of it. Why not?

Sash · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:09

Cerberus case study for their website tbh

Narj · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:09

I'd say get video/audio but recording the old bill is probably not a sensible move.

ringo747 · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:09

Why is the camera only taking half frame shots?

Amos91 · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:09

Best thread ever. Top work OP! 5*

TheDean · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:09

Brilliant result OP!!!

noj · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:10

good stuff! nice outcome...now you just have to get the phone back

hope it wasnt an epic troll

mmj_uk · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:10

He'll probably be too scared of committing phone crime in the future.

Narj · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:10

ringo747 said:
Why is the camera only taking half frame shots?

Data connection dropping out as the phone goes into standby.

yak.h'cir · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:10

Phone is offline now, those were the clearest two pictures of the police. They called to say they'd got in, not sure whether they forced or he opened. They said couldn't find phone, it was offline then came online and i pressed the alarm button for all it was worth!

Then photo button and I had the picture which i skillfully edited in paint.

Then I received a call back and they said they had my phone and had arrested a man fitting my description. He said he brought the phone today.

I've let them know that I have photos proving this is a lie and it's all recorded.

Excellent said he and they're going to call me back later!

chief barker · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:10

All sing together

jaybee · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:10

ringo747 said:
Why is the camera only taking half frame shots?

Because we're being trolled?

PiKe · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:10

No video of arrest? I R Dissapoint.

Cosimo · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:10

Wizzfizz · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:11

PiKe · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:11

Rice?

Absomalutely · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:11

In all the years of browsing these forums, I've never read a thread as epic as this.

9999999999 stars.

Glad you got your phone back bud!

OCUK, making the streets of Sheffield safer since 2013.

Curio · 31 Jan 2013 at 15:12

Great result, great thread. Shame he will just be out in a few hours, but he'll never trust another electronic device as long as he lives