This man knows who stole my phone, can anyone help

Vampire · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:07

Got to be the best thread ever on OcUK surely?!

Congrats OP and well done Police!

mattyg · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:08

Congrats.

Well chuffed for the OP.

Lets hope he's been burgling all day and the police now have a GPS log of his whereabouts

Twirlywoos · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:09

OP should have a permanent "Private Investigator" Avatar status.

mattyg · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:10

This thread will be all over google

10k extra views in under 30 mins

Narj · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:11

Make sure you give them the text messages mentioning "grants" and stuff... I bet thievery is the tip of the iceberg.

grizzla · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:13

has anyone looked through his flickr pics? some good ones there

bloodiedathame · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:13

haz_pro said:
How did you get the original :S

Aye, whats going on?

Twirlywoos · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:13

Phatani people normally have the stereotype often for being thick and today this thread proved it.

Amos91 · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:15

bloodiedathame said:
Aye, whats going on?

Just a simple exif view of the image.

Ma'am · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:15

grizzla said:
has anyone looked through his flickr pics? some good ones there

I've just been looking but I'm disappointed how few comments there are

Dave85 · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:17

Superb what a win

Guile · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:17

J.T said:
I am informed it is "Pashto" but the chap here at work cannot understand it he just recognises it.

So this leeching parasite Pashtun comes over here to claim asylum and have himself funded by the British tax-payer and proceeds to steal even more from them. It is a disgusting state of affairs.

All the British blood and gold which has gone into 'liberating' Afghanistan is an absolute waste of time. Everybody here needs to hold themselves accountable for this situation because you allow policies which are turning this country into a crime-ridden slum. Stop voting for controlled mainstream parties who seek to Balkanise this country.

Also, you say you had photos of him in the hills with some tanks (I assumein Afghanistan) - does he look like he could be affiliated with the Taliban at all? Think about this because maybe you want to pass that info along to MI6.

Would be nice to know who that slimy piece of work 'Chris' is who sounds like he is up to no good with these 'grants'. Shop them all.

grizzla · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:18

Ma'am said:
I've just been looking but I'm disappointed how few comments there are

i like his umbrella

Jonny L · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:19

This thread has been both massively entertaining and informative. Well done OP! Now let's hope the police have enough evidence to teach this guy a lesson.

Kerplunk · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:20

It is a good day to be a geek

rimmeruk · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:21

can we mock him on youtube yet?

JoeF1 · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:21

Kerplunk said:
It is a good day to be a geek

Say that again!

S_D · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:23

Print out a link to this thread, pop round his flat, and leave it pinned to his front door for when he returns.

Kerplunk · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:23

JoeF1 said:
Say that again!

I might just do that!

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO BE A GEEK

Yaayuh! · 31 Jan 2013 at 16:24

Kerplunk said:
It is a good day to be a geek

This.

Well done OP, well done.

Great thread.