This man knows who stole my phone, can anyone help

Russinating · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:01

This is epic. Well done OP.

Django x2 · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:02

You know what, this app saved my life today and I only installed it last night based on this thread. I was walking the dog at the beach, got back to car and no phone. Realised I'd dropped it. Grabbed GFs phone, went back to beach with bright torch, found it to within 10m of Cerberus location

Pestilence · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:04

Best thing I have ever, EVER read on the internet. Personal victory lap performed in my living room when it finally delivered.

Hell, this should be stickied. Top work, OP, MASSIVE props to the police (which makes a change!) and Cerberus shall be purchased forthwith.

When it's all done and dusted and you know what he's been charged with, you ought to send all of this to the creators of Cerberus. Can you get any better advertising?

No, sir. No you can not.

MrMoonX · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:06

I still think this will turn out to be a massive trolling

mrk · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:08

Pestilence said:
Best thing I have ever, EVER read on the internet. Personal victory lap performed in my living room when it finally delivered.

Hell, this should be stickied. Top work, OP, MASSIVE props to the police (which makes a change!) and Cerberus shall be purchased forthwith.

When it's all done and dusted and you know what he's been charged with, you ought to send all of this to the creators of Cerberus. Can you get any better advertising?

No, sir. No you can not.

Cerberus devs already know about it.

estebanrey · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:11

MrMoonX said:
I still think this will turn out to be a massive trolling

Pretty unlikely though isn't it?

The Geezer · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:12

OP time to get yourself a transcript ready to sell to the press of this epic story.

Maybe jason2 can help you script something for the Daily Fail with all the buzzwords which it readers look for.

I'm sure you can pen something for the normal press

mejinks · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:13

So what does the inside of an evidence store look like op?

cainer · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:15

mejinks said:
So what does the inside of an evidence store look like op?

he's up north.. itl just be full of stolen pies

King Damager · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:18

What a thread. Caught up with this having only read the first three man sized pages (now up to 21).

Thread of the year here.

kd

Smigly · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:21

Narj said:
Dunno... might double up. Maybe someone can enlighten us. Still, I don't see why the police would be averse to using a phone, especially when they want the OP to use the alarm function - setting that off before they got in could have meant the tea-leaf taking the battery out and getting away with it.

They're radios that can be used as a phone when you press 9 to dial outside line.

SubFocus · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:21

This is epic. Haha, well done man. Really.

Kerplunk · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:31

Has OP told Daily Mail yet?

Smigly · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:33

I wish this Cerberus was available for iPhone

Kerplunk · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:36

But there is a solution for the iPhone!

You have to ditch the iPhone and then get an Android phone

Sash · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:36

King Damager said:
What a thread. Caught up with this having only read the first three man sized pages (now up to 21).

Thread of the year here.

kd

High five for mansize pages!

hanluc · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:37

Fantastic read!, and outcome, well done OP.

TS7 · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:37

Even more lols at the fact he's left the label on the sleeve of his suit while posing to look 'cool' in his photographs

Well done OP - great result.

Egon · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:39

Surely there can't be anything as good as this on the iPhone. It's too locked down. Unless you JB?

Brabbinho · 31 Jan 2013 at 19:40

Fantastic thread and good result OP.

Have some stars