This man knows who stole my phone, can anyone help

fiveub · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:00

Awesome turn out. I am missing a lot being away in on holiday! I hate missing out!

Pestilence · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:08

Curio said:
Damn - OP should have told the Telegraph "Well, my initial reaction was to get into my boxing stance"

Oh man. If he said that and it made it into print I probably would have deployed "The Grand Slam" right there and then.

Puddles · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:09

Came here from Reddit....remembered that I had an account here!!

DJDaz · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:11

5UB said:
Awesome turn out. I am missing a lot being away in on holiday! I hate missing out!

Swap if you like.

RoboCod · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:11

Spie wins. Cracking plug for OcUK there. OP definitely deserves that free stuff he was offered earlier

DJMK4 · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:12

Pestilence said:
Oh man. If he said that and it made it into print I probably would have deployed "The Grand Slam" right there and then.

+1

Puddles said:
Came here from Reddit....remembered that I had an account here!!

Welcome back

MooMoo444 · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:14

Newspaper article, haha

Thread of the year, and we're only in feb

fiveub · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:18

DJDaz said:
Swap if you like.

Nah, weather is going up to 35 degrees, having a bbq today and cuddling koalas tomorrow.

I will read this thread properly when I am back, and have access to the forums a bit easier.

-Mike- · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:23

You're going to be put into telesales mate.... I think this might generate you guys a bit of interest

Jambo · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:25

Captain Planet said:
Spie wins. Cracking plug for OcUK there. OP definitely deserves that free stuff he was offered earlier

I think you missed a piece of important news.

Participant · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:26

willhub said:
I'm Hungary.

I'm Chile.

d_brennen · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:38

Telegraph article heh, truly an epic thread if there ever was one

norm · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:42

willhub said:
Can someone summarize as I don't want to read the whole thread I'm Hungary.

Russinating · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:42

Telegraph? ******* whey. Thread gets better.

Westyfield2 · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:43

cm1179 said:
so is the thief actually going to get anything more than a slap on the wrists?

Incase you hadn't noticed we are in the UK, ergo, no.

Robbo · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:47

I wonder what 'free stuff' the OP will get, a whole system perhaps? :eek:

Freddie1980 · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:56

Look at all the traffic the OP has put OCUK's way!

RoboCod · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:58

Jambo said:
I think you missed a piece of important news.

Ooh, I forgot, he sold on did he not!?

lol!

el_dazza · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:59

Freddie1980 said:
Look at all the traffic the OP has put OCUK's way!

2,361 people reading GD.. what the holy..

cu3ed · 1 Feb 2013 at 23:59

Dear god, my eyes burn from all that reading.