This thread is for stupid questions.

Edrof · 7 Sep 2011 at 12:14

Well it is a stupid question thread! ;0

Col_M · 7 Sep 2011 at 12:18

What does bear taste like?

Cosimo · 7 Sep 2011 at 12:18

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?

What do you call a man with three planks on his head?

Edward Woodward.

Edrof · 7 Sep 2011 at 12:21

simulatorman said:
What do you call a man with three planks on his head?

Edward Woodward.

Why, a fellow of the guild of carpenters, of course. Or perhaps even a sawmill simon.

TheMightyTen · 7 Sep 2011 at 12:49

How long is a piece of string?

VaderDSL · 7 Sep 2011 at 12:51

TheMightyTen said:
How long is a piece of string?

twice as long as half its length

agnes · 7 Sep 2011 at 12:51

Is this thread a cover up for OP's stupidity and awful googling skills?

Scrutinize · 7 Sep 2011 at 12:52

how many beans make 5?

DBT85 · 7 Sep 2011 at 13:02

mrk1@1 said:
how many beans make 5?

We'll, 4 beans has been expressed by the noted scholar "Baldrick" as "some beans", "Three beans and that one" and "a very small casserole". From that we can conclude that 5 beans = "some beans" + "that one" = a slightly less small casserole.

Next.

Edrof · 7 Sep 2011 at 13:15

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no-one around to hear it, what level of Angry Birds are they on?

Judgeneo · 7 Sep 2011 at 13:15

agnes said:
Is this thread a cover up for OP's stupidity and awful googling skills?

Nah seems legit

Scrutinize · 7 Sep 2011 at 13:18

Todge said:
We'll, 4 beans has been expressed by the noted scholar "Baldrick" as "some beans", "Three beans and that one" and "a very small casserole". From that we can conclude that 5 beans = "some beans" + "that one" = a slightly less small casserole.

Next.

way to overcomplicate the answer try.... 2 beans, a bean, a bean and a half and half a bean

The Dread Pirate · 7 Sep 2011 at 13:27

So what is it?

gillywibble · 7 Sep 2011 at 13:34

XRAY said:
How many do I have to really go so far even as decided to used to do and look more like?

I was going to post that

Mat · 7 Sep 2011 at 13:35

XRAY said:
How many do I have to really go so far even as decided to used to do and look more like?

\o/ win

Edrof · 7 Sep 2011 at 14:00

Rofl, what's that from.

Tephnos · 7 Sep 2011 at 14:08

How the hell are moths getting into my room when the windows are shut and I always close the door when I leave the room! >=(

Mat · 7 Sep 2011 at 14:11

LC155 said:
How the hell are moths getting into my room when the windows are shut and I always close the door when I leave the room! >=(

Eggs laid in the carpet probably. Some friends of mine struggled with them for a while after loads of eggs were laid under a chair in the living room :/