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Isn't there a Koala Bear joke in there somewhere?
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40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and 'phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'
God says 'We are over quota on ******. Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
'No, the gates'
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and 'phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'
God says 'We are over quota on ******. Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
'No, the gates'
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I'm not sure when the last time was that this was posted:
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That
Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel
Great. I be at work soon........ .You got nice house'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That
Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel
Great. I be at work soon........ .You got nice house'