Thursday Joke
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One day, little Frankie was outside when it started to rain. But the rain was different from the usual rain - this rain was a shiny green substance. Frankie laughed as it fell on him. He opened his mouth and caught it on his tongue. "I will call it 'grooby'!!" he said. Frankie captured a jarful and brought it to his school to show everyone.
His friends were jealous and asked what it is. Frankie proudly said "It's 'grooby'!" Later in class, Frankie's teacher saw it and asked him what it is. Frankie said "It's 'grooby'! I named it!" She laughed and went back to the chalkboard.
Frankie took his jar of grooby to his science teacher. "Look at my jar of grooby, Mr. Harris!"
Mr. Harris said, "Frankie, that's not grooby, that's nuclear waste!", and Frankie got cancer and died!
His friends were jealous and asked what it is. Frankie proudly said "It's 'grooby'!" Later in class, Frankie's teacher saw it and asked him what it is. Frankie said "It's 'grooby'! I named it!" She laughed and went back to the chalkboard.
Frankie took his jar of grooby to his science teacher. "Look at my jar of grooby, Mr. Harris!"
Mr. Harris said, "Frankie, that's not grooby, that's nuclear waste!", and Frankie got cancer and died!
And we'll see you again next month after the ban you are bound to recieve for such an awful joke
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Thread saved. +1 internets to you sir.
Looks like someones had a visit from Candleja
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inb4 better nate than lever
My girlfriend and I went to a restaurant for dinner. It was a nice meal and we were ordering dessert.
I asked the waiter how much the pie was.
"£3.14 sir," he replied.
"That's funny," I chuckled.
"What's that sir?" He asked.
"That Down's syndrome boy just tried to hug a heater and burnt himself."
We both had a good laugh.
I asked the waiter how much the pie was.
"£3.14 sir," he replied.
"That's funny," I chuckled.
"What's that sir?" He asked.
"That Down's syndrome boy just tried to hug a heater and burnt himself."
We both had a good laugh.
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....and he said, Well at least I haven't got Alzheimer's.
Anybody that doesn't enjoy jokes that are in extremely poor taste, don't read on...
Why did Hitler comit suicide?
He got his gas bill.
Eek, I always feel dirty after telling that one.
I raise you....
Who's the best Jewish cook? Hitler.
And...
Hitler was one of the most evil men in history.
He ordered the mass genocide of 6 million Jews and was pretty much responsible for kicking off World War II.
Although, on the plus side, if he hadn't have done all that there would be no Call of Duty: World at War
You know the war was like 65 years ago right?
Fully rofl.