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Greebo

Greebo

Greebo

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The dog ran off last night. I walked around the park calling his name for 20 minutes and I still couldn't find him so I went home. Our lass said I should look harder so I shaved my head and got a tattoo. I still can't find the dog.

Coat?
 
They say sex complicates things. It's certainly complicated this chicken I was going to cook for dinner; it's totally ruined now :(


I don't understand rich people. They get to go out killing pheasants and foxes with rifles, and people clap and cheer.
I killed a horse, which is ten times the size of a fox and people just cried. Plus I didn't even have a gun. I had to use a hammer.
 
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Jono said:
I don't understand rich people. They get to go out killing peasants and foxes with rifles, and people clap and cheer.
I killed a horse, which is ten times the size of a fox and people just cried. Plus I didn't even have a gun. I had to use a hammer.
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See, that's better.
 
I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did.
 
Two cannibals are talking. One says "I don't like my mother-in-law."

The other cannibal says "So just eat the noodles."
 
I got a slap from a woman at my cookery class last night...................I only asked if she'd like to try my pork in cider...........
 
Some universities have Women Studies, but no Men Studies. That's pretty sexist, but then I realised we do have Men Studies.

It's called History.
 
I got a dvd from my mate called "Bald and barely legal"...............What a disappointment, when I put it on, it was a tyre safety video.
 
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