Tijuana

From canvassing my Californee pals my advice would be don't bother, you're older than 21 so you can drink in the US and there are far better places to spend time than TJ - spend the day in San Diego old town instead - just as many 'authentic' Mexican restaurants etc - if you really, really want to do it then take the train from SD so you don't get stuck in potentially epic traffic queues at the land border getting back.
 
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I once went to LA and my hosts took me on a trip to Tijuana to smuggle Steroids into the US. I was made to stand as a look out outside their equivalent of Boots while my US chums negotiated the deal.

The drugs were then smuggled back in the loudspeakers of the car we were in. We got impounded because the two numbnut Americans didn't have their green cards with them to get them across the border.

I thought I was going to end up in a Mexican jail.

Tijuana was not for me.

:D
 
We spent a day there whilst on our USA trip last year. It is a great place to see and experience although a little tacky as others have said.

The thing was there were hardly an other tourists about, think we saw about 5 all day.. So basically every shop keeper on the main street could see you coming a mile off and they were shouting at you trying to get you in their shops, was funny but also a little intimidating.

Bargains can be had tho... We bought some tequila and cigars for next to nothing, just barter with them you can knock down the starting price by 80%...

If you do go just use common sense. Stay on the main streets and don't walk from the border in to town, only use the yellow taxis. Of course don't be flashy or take expensive cameras/watches etc with you... Oh and they all will accept American dollars.

There are car parks at the border where you can leave the Mustang all day for a few dollars and you just walk across the border. It can be quite busy driving across, plus you need extra insurance on your rental car, not worth it.

Getting in to Mexico was easy, just walk through the gate, we didn't even need to show our passports! Returning is a bit more difficult... long queues, x-ray scanners and maybe a question or two from a border guard. Nothing major tho, it just can take 45 mins or so to return.
 
[TW]Fox;17105764 said:
Anyone been?

Was going to pop over for the day or something but a few guides have mentioned it's recently turned into some sort of hotbed of violent gang shootouts :eek:

Whats the deal here? Is it safe?

Sounds like London to me TBH...

I know the Foreign Office has a help line, give them a call on Monday? If they say no, then it's probably for good reason.
 
I went with my family for a daytrip over the border, must have been about 1997.

I mostly remember it being market stalls and halls just selling tat or knock off goods. As a tourist, you can buy things stupidly cheap, as I saw people just playing off the traders selling the same as another one. For instance, I saw a kid buy some fake Oakley sunglasses, and the first person he looked at them from wanted $32. The guy next to him said he would do them for $10, until they eventually haggled themselves down to just $2!

There were also lots of places selling handrolled cigarettes which were put back inside old cigarette boxes.

We went to a restaurant, which was really funny because they had obviously tried to theme it in the style of those Americana restaurants, like we even get here in the UK, you know where there are bits of traffic lights and hockey shirts and items on the wall. This however, was a Mexican Car themed restaurant, but all the bits of car on the wall were old, like bits of rusted exhaust pipe! There was a traditional four piece band who came and played to use at the table... think the three Amigos, but with four of them and they were so old they might die! Finally, the toilets were some of the grubbiest I'd ever seen and there was a little boy in there who was like the attendant. When I went to wash my hands, he shoved this grubby soap bar into them and swirled it around, then stuck out his hand next to a sign that said 'Your Tip is my Wages."

The best part of the entire experience was probably when we took the bus back to the immigration/car park checkpoint. As a young Mexican guy jumped on with a guitar and started singing and he was really good and everyone on-board loved it.

It was interesting as an experience, but I don't think I'd want to go again.
 
I once went to LA and my hosts took me on a trip to Tijuana to smuggle Steroids into the US. I was made to stand as a look out outside their equivalent of Boots while my US chums negotiated the deal.

The drugs were then smuggled back in the loudspeakers of the car we were in. We got impounded because the two numbnut Americans didn't have their green cards with them to get them across the border.

I thought I was going to end up in a Mexican jail.

Tijuana was not for me.

LOL :D
 
[TW]Fox;17105764 said:
Anyone been?

Was going to pop over for the day or something but a few guides have mentioned it's recently turned into some sort of hotbed of violent gang shootouts :eek:

Whats the deal here? Is it safe?

if i was you i would go, you would have no time to make a 100 posts a day then would you
 
if i was you i would go, you would have no time to make a 100 posts a day then would you

I only make 30 posts a day.

Sadly they cannot all be as wonderful as yours :(

Never fear though, if I don't go to Tijauna I'll just stay in San Diego so hopefully I can find some Wifi so we can still chat? ;)
 
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[TW]Fox;17105764 said:
Anyone been?

Was going to pop over for the day or something but a few guides have mentioned it's recently turned into some sort of hotbed of violent gang shootouts :eek:

Whats the deal here? Is it safe?

I would avoid at all costs. So many nicer places to visit.
 
Do you not watch the news or something? In the last two years it's become the epicentre of the escalation in the drug war, and the central government has little or no effective control over the whole region—it's run totally by the cartels, who are terrifyingly well-organised and well-equipped, easily the equals of the Mexican police and the equal of most armies. Without exaggeration, I'd probably rather go to Afghanistan than to northern Mexico.

I went with my family for a daytrip over the border, must have been about 1997.

Not the most useful advice, given that it wasn't a warzone in 1997 but indisputably is one now?
 
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I went once to see one of the shows. Everyone was like 'you've got to check out one of these shows'. It was a woman ******* a horse. And it was not as cool as it sounds. It was just a woman ******* a horse. It was really giving it to her! I kind of felt sorry for her. I kind of felt sorry for the horse!
 
Well he asked for advice on what Tijuana is like, so I gave it, don't think that makes it pointless.

It's not a warzone.
The President may have come down hard on the drug cartels, but it's hardly a wartorn country like somewhere in the Middle East. Remember that Tijuana makes a lot of money from tourists and I'm sure they are well aware of that. I'd wager that the majority of people who take a day trip to Tijuana will be totally fine. There are obviously a few stories from people who have experienced problems, but a lot will also be the American Media scaremongering, if you've ever lived in North America (I did for a couple of years) you will know just how bad they are!

Regardless though, there's not really a lot to do there when I went, I doubt that's changed. I can see how under 21 Americans may get more out of it at night, but then I reckon any risk you have would go up more so at night.
 
I went once to see one of the shows. Everyone was like 'you've got to check out one of these shows'. It was a woman ******* a horse. And it was not as cool as it sounds. It was just a woman ******* a horse. It was really giving it to her! I kind of felt sorry for her. I kind of felt sorry for the horse!

wtf :eek:

Not as cool as it sounds ? Oh yeah that sounds well cool.... :confused::confused:
 
[TW]Fox;17105764 said:
Anyone been?

Was going to pop over for the day or something but a few guides have mentioned it's recently turned into some sort of hotbed of violent gang shootouts :eek:

Whats the deal here? Is it safe?

Just Man Up on them if they start :p

I went once to see one of the shows. Everyone was like 'you've got to check out one of these shows'. It was a woman ******* a horse. And it was not as cool as it sounds. It was just a woman ******* a horse. It was really giving it to her! I kind of felt sorry for her. I kind of felt sorry for the horse!

That is just ******* horrible. Maybe not a good idea to man up on any club owners Fox.
 
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