Ok well I've tried switching the ESP off and acting the chav away from a standstill a few times but it's not working very well tbh.
Due to the sheer weight up front and the decently sized 205 boots, it's taking a fair amount of revs and a viciously released clutch to break traction and get the wheels spinning. Problem is that when I do this and traction is broken, the revs rapidly race toward the 4500rpm red line and I'm forced to back off, at which point the tyres bite again. So I'm getting very little in the way of wheelspin and in return am doing the clutch and other mechanicals no good at all.
It is relatively easy to break traction if I hammer the throttle whilst going round a slow corner but of course I can't do this for more than a split second or the nose runs too wide. What I really need is some quiet open tarmaced area where I can burn around in circles for a bit but where exactly?
I spoke to the guy at KF about just telling the lease company they were both at 2mm but he said they sometimes ask to keep the tyres and send someone round to check them, just to make sure. Doesn't sound very likely to me tbh, unless you've shredded a whole set in 5000 miles but hey ho.
I'll probably end up doing around 300 miles this coming week and then the same again the week after, although 200 of this in each week is going to be motorway cruising. I really don't think this is going to get a whole 1mm off the errant tyre in time for Germany
I may have a word with the lease company about this as I'm not sure exactly what they expect me to do. With one tyre at 2mm already, if it's not changed before the trip then it'll be illegal before I get back and replacing one front tyre and not the other is unsafe in my view. They must have some sort of contingency for this situation, hell if they asked me to fork out £10 or £20 towards the cost of the tyre that's being replaced early I'd probably just say yes.
See, company cars aren't always hassle-free