To catch a thief

Deadbeat · 14 Mar 2010 at 19:09

A skinny midget with a machete and a grudge.

Duke · 14 Mar 2010 at 19:17

Put one of those tiny CCTV cameras inside facing out.

Infam0us · 14 Mar 2010 at 19:20

An IED ...

MiNxYyY · 14 Mar 2010 at 19:21

Hide somewhere and wait for him to open the van, lock him in and then drive him 100's miles away

No1newts · 14 Mar 2010 at 19:47

A rabid wolverine (minature one of course) with go faster stripes painted on it

FeFiDoh · 14 Mar 2010 at 19:58

Duke said:
Put one of those tiny CCTV cameras inside facing out.

I actually looked at this! Can pick up small cameras with night vision for cheap (well around £80) I reckon you could get a pretty good mug shot from it.

mac1st3 · 14 Mar 2010 at 20:22

A flammible gas, and rig the opening to create a spark when opened

wave goodbye to those pesky eyebrows

Pookie Bear · 14 Mar 2010 at 20:56

Put in a large sex toy on a spring, so it whacks him in the forehead. That should shame him into leaving it alone in future.

SlyReaper · 14 Mar 2010 at 20:57

A bobcat