To kill or not to kill?

[something daft already!!]

Let nature or a cat take is course.

 

[PinkFloyd]

Punch it in the ovaries, with fire from orbit, with mustard.

 

[Ham]

This one

Smash it's head with a brick, quick and painless if you don't wuss about and do it properly, best put it out of it's misery.

Then this one

Wrap it up and give it to a female co-worker.

 

[Andelusion]

You can't interfere with pre-warp civilisations. Leave it be.

ROFL.

 

[Redgie]

What ? That makes no sense 'but close to dying' would have been better

Sorry, meant to say withering around dieing

As for giving it to a female co-worker, the only female co-worker is the boss' daughter, probably wouldn't put me terribly high up in his books...

 

[Kiyoshi]

If it's dying (and I was sure), I'd like to say a quick pain free death. But I know I couldn't do it.

 

[Naamiko_O]

FALCON PUNCH!

 

[Fenris]

If it's dying (and I was sure), I'd like to say a quick pain free death. But I know I couldn't do it.

THAT is why this country is going to the dogs!

 

[Vonhelmet]

Stamp on its head, or hit it with a brick, or whatever.

 

[buy_my_cookies]

its a shame you had already had your lunch!

 

[arknor]

Leave it.

this. my mums cat ocasionly caught birds they would apear dead but if you got the cat away from them and left them be they would be gone within the hour.

probably just frozen with fear . i suspect your bird has just stunned itself. if there are no physical injurys leave it be and bury it in a shoe box if it dies.

if there are physical injuries you should take it to the rspca or somewhere.

Stamp on its head, or hit it with a brick, or whatever.

if you do this hope some nosey neighbour doesnt have his video camera our or you will probably end up arrested and sharing a cell with bubba

 

[Ham]

if there are physical injuries you should take it to the rspca or somewhere.

It's a pigeon... wouldn't they just take a brick to it's head?

 

[Sawell]

Smash its pasty

 

[Anominity]

this. my mums cat ocasionly caught birds they would apear dead but if you got the cat away from them and left them be they would be gone within the hour.

probably just frozen with fear . i suspect your bird has just stunned itself. if there are no physical injurys leave it be and bury it in a shoe box if it dies.

if there are physical injuries you should take it to the rspca or somewhere.

if you do this hope some nosey neighbour doesnt have his video camera our or you will probably end up arrested and sharing a cell with bubba

Wrong, if you ring up the RSPCA about an injured pigeon, they will infact tell you to take a brick to it.

 

[RobertN]

rspca

 

[theNude]

isnt the bird one rspb? sell it to a chinese restraunt

 

[footman]

Call the Flying Doctor

 

[GoatBotherer]

This happened to me a few years ago. It was a lonesome pigeon under a bridge where there are normally loads of them. I think some chavs had thrown a rock at it. It was clearly in a bad way and in pain. It only took me a couple of seconds to make the decision... I stamped on its head. It died instantly and I picked it up with two sticks and chucked it into some bushes. I think I done the right thing and have never felt any guilt about it.

 

[Nick1881]

Fry that sucker up, KFP style!

 

[I get around]

I remember I was helping my mate with a bit of work on his dads farm, we found a pigeon which was obviously half dead and in pain I expect it'd been hit by a car, it kept walking into stuff, couldn't fly, so we shot it with an air pistol in the head, it didn't die after 4 seperate tries so we nicknamed it robo pigeon.
Then snapped it's neck, well, you can't leave an animal in pain even if it is hard as nails.