To kill or not to kill?

[ran_out]

Make it a little mailbag and stand over it doing Dick Dastardly and Muttley impressions.

 

[YouBunt2]

*in a bin bag, swing, keep getting cloer to wall untill you hear a thud*

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Make it a little mailbag and stand over it doing Dick Dastardly and Muttley impressions.

Catch The Pigeon!

 

[Cosimo]

Take it to Dignitas!

It’s probably flying there right now.

 

[Jonny69]

You'll need to stun it first before killing it. You should do this by tapping it against a hard work surface.

Poor Geoffrey

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Poor Geoffrey

RIP

 

[D18241]

Check if it has a ring on its leg

 

[bledd]

My mum stepped on a wild kitten the other day by accident was half dead (and going to die soon), so I had to stomp on it's head

Have had to do it in the past to a lamb, it's a horrible thing to have to do, but it's better for them than suffering

 

[JBuk]

Check if it has a ring on its leg

Also check if it was on its way to Mordor

 

[Huxon]

Joking aside I worked on a farm and to kill a bird/chicken you grip the neck and pull up and twist to break the neck.

 

[footman]

When I was in the Army my mate had a shocking sore throat so we shot him.

 

[Glaucus]

In a public place I would leave it, probably get people reporting you for cruelty. Out of public most certainly kill it.

 

[bum]

Give it a furneral like in Star Trek when Spock died and send it into space.

 

[ejr22]

Fry that sucker up, KFP style!

Great stuff.

 

[Zerolimitz]

hand it in to the RSPCA?

 

[ben90]

Give it The Peoples Elbow.

 

[Guest2]

take it home for the slow cooker.

 

[Yamahahahahaha]

Put your hands around it's wings carefully and hold them against it's body.

Pick it up and put it in a shoebox with air holes.

Take it home, being careful not to upset it on the journey.

Decapitate it with a massive cleaver, laugh maniacally as it sprays blood everywhere.

Pluck it.

Bung it in the oven with some lemon and garlic, PUKKA!

 

[Cosimo]

take it home for the slow cooker.

Tasty Pigeon Pie from Floyd but you might need a few more.

 

[I get around]

That was not an HW45, what did you use a bb gun?, good grief, did you feel you scored extra points for torturing it before death?.

No, we used a spring loaded air pistol and roundhead .22 lead pellets. Standard stuff used to dispose of birds.
It's amazing it survived that much, hence robo pigeon, we just wanted to put it down and get on with the job.