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Oh my. Congratulations! 
The only tip I can give you (speaking as a father of three) Is not to take what anyone tells you as gospel. All kids are different, relax, enjoy being a dad, and do you best to show them the difference between right and wrong, If you can do that you're on the right track.
Good luck
Good luck
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Congratz! Be a good role model!
Thanks all, its defo mine and yes, there was a lady involved
Im pretty sure two ladies would mean it didnt work
Seriously congrats, spoil her rotten, and if she starts lobbing cushions/plates/cups/chairs at you, then its her hormones, same goes for when she does the "I hate you! You've done this to me!" etc etc. Just give her a cuddle and take it like a man. Shes the one whos got to lug the baby round for the next 9 months, plus if she asks you if she looks massive/fat, tell her you think shes gorgeous even if you have to fib.
And come back and post pics of the scan!!
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Start getting rid of them moobs now to avoid embarrassment 9 months down the road.
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You've done the hardest part. Take a 18 month holiday and reap the rewards when you get back. Congratulations.
My only other tip as a non-parent is to get in training for the father's day race at school from day 1. Get yourself an Olympic coach, train 5 x a day until the 'big day'. You can't lose.
My only other tip as a non-parent is to get in training for the father's day race at school from day 1. Get yourself an Olympic coach, train 5 x a day until the 'big day'. You can't lose.
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Make sure the wife breast feeds!!!
That means no getting up in the middle of the night to do feeds
Congrats to you and your growing family.
Congratulations.....enjoy those late morning risers as much as you can 
been slapped on the head at 6am almost every morning with a sloppy kiss and a 'Dada wake up' it the most effective alarm clock to date
I got 2 girls (2.5yr and 15 month) best moments of my life was seeing them and holding them for the first time
I'd also say enjoy every minute of his/her early life.....they grow up VERY fast
been slapped on the head at 6am almost every morning with a sloppy kiss and a 'Dada wake up' it the most effective alarm clock to date I got 2 girls (2.5yr and 15 month) best moments of my life was seeing them and holding them for the first time
I'd also say enjoy every minute of his/her early life.....they grow up VERY fast
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Congratulations.
Top tip: In the next 4 months (worst bit as then she calms down a bit) try not to murder her.
Top tip: In the next 4 months (worst bit as then she calms down a bit) try not to murder her.
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Get used to the smell of crap, pee and puke, cos you will be smelling it down the pub a lot while the missus is with the kid
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Congrats, Hope you didnt like that little thing called sleep