Todays bad joke

what does a snail say when its on a turtles back?

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

/gets coat
 
My wife's pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before.

I replied, "Yes, just once."

The doctor asked, "What was it like?"

I said, "It was dark, then suddenly very light."
 
anticonscience said:
Barack Obama the worlds first black US president, Lewis Hamilton, the worlds first black forumla one champion, Will Smith the worlds highest paid actor, Tiger Woods, the worlds most successful golfer. How times change, it's a real good time to be black, poor old Michael Jackson must be kicking himself.

I can see I will have to give this joke it's own thread as it's in danger of getting missed by the masses.
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