Too far?

Soldato
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Ok, heres the situation. Three of us share a flat (all guys). One of my flatmates, andrew, has herpes on his face, he has quite a big and disgusting scabs. While going to the sink to wash my face before bed I found a sink full of his scabs, I showed rich and my girlfriend and we all felt sick. I woke him up and asked him nicely to clean the sink, to which he just moaned offensivly at me.
Now, I'm just wondering if the fact that we have erected an Aliens 2 style barricade blocking him off from the rest of the flat is too far? We have put biohazzard signs on it and a warning saying he will be shot on sight if he breaks the cordon.
Its just a joke but I'm wondering, come the morning, how he is going to take it?
I think its worthy revenge for a sink full of infected face scabs!

Layout of flat
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Piccy of barricade
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Crack one off into his cup of coffee. Pwnt.
If you feel up to it, go out and get a dose of chlymydia before you do it.
 
That'll teach him not to leave a sink full of alien style mini face huggers :cool: :D

Edit: Is that a BB gun mounted to the barricade to ward him off?
 
The only thing I'd say is could he get out if there was a fire?

Sounds lovely though (the scabs) :eek:

Edit: Just saw the plan you drew. He could get out it seems.
 
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I dont think its too far.

If it does go wrong and he does over react you will just have to kiss and make up :p
 
i hope you're calling yourself Hicks, you're girlfriend Vasquez and the other guy Bishop :p

And hope you are using the obligatory "Stay Frosty!" lines etc. :)
 
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