Track your poop

Windle said:
It's done by gravity as much as possible but obviously given terrain sometimes it has to be pumped.
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Don't the used condoms, cotton buds and tampons clog up these pumps on a regular basis, or are they engineered to be indestructible?
 
PianoBasher said:
Don't the used condoms, cotton buds and tampons clog up these pumps on a regular basis, or are they engineered to be indestructible?
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Nope....there are filter gates that stop the Jam Rags and Johnnies getting through....then some poor guy has to periodically clean gates into a skip....nice job...NOT
 
Currently tracking my last flush. It's been travelling for over an hour now and shows no sign of stopping. 7.35miles and counting. :eek:
 
dmpoole said:
Yep, that's a good level
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You seem to have left out the most important part of that quote.

"I jest"

Selective quoting is great isn't it!

Tell you what Dave, I won't bother, I'll go back to treating you with the contempt you deserve.

That was an attempt to maybe have a laugh and a joke with you whilst also providing you with some information that you find interesting, I'll not bother and continue to see you for what you really are :)
 
G|mp said:
That was an attempt to maybe have a laugh and a joke with you whilst also providing you with some information that you find interesting, I'll not bother and continue to see you for what you really are :)
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You take the internet too serious.
Always have always will and you just can't help yourself.
It's about time you learned that it's just words on a computer screen and not real life and then maybe you wouldn't be involved in so many infractions.

I jest.
 
LoL

I retract the olive branch and may well slap you with it, I was having a joke with you which you failed to get and then turn it around and claim I take it too seriously!!

Jog on Poole :/
 
G|mp said:
LoL

I retract the olive branch and may well slap you with it, I was having a joke with you which you failed to get and then turn it around and claim I take it too seriously!!

Jog on Poole :/
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Are you going to get these sewer maps of my area or what? - please
 
Yeah no worries, type Stoke into Google Earth.

You wanted to be childish when I was attempting to be friendly with you, you then wanted to carry on being a child so jog on :)
 
This has to be some kind of record...

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Why it didn't go to my local sewage works is a mystery. It appears to be heading for the Forth Bridge!
 
neodude said:
This has to be some kind of record...



Why it didn't go to my local sewage works is a mystery. It appears to be heading for the Forth Bridge![/QUOTE]

That’s because all your local sewage works are full to the brim with ****. What have you lot been eating? :D
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G|mp said:
Yeah no worries, type Stoke into Google Earth.

You wanted to be childish when I was attempting to be friendly with you, you then wanted to carry on being a child so jog on :)
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You're way too serious dude.
It is the internet, not to be taken for real.

Get my pictures goddammit.
Please.
 
It is insistant that I am either at the allianz stadium or buckingham palace. Bloody thing!
 
Just had a massive poo, used hardly any paper as it was a ghost one. It blocked the loo so the tracker won't see it going far... :o
 
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