TRAMP CIDER!

[Stupot_]

OK I'm a little bit above white lightning, but whats the cheapest out there?

Does anyone know if lidls have any offers on the stuff at the moment? They used to do a good deal on 'katy' cider, but haven't been there for a while so don't know if they still stock it.

I have an asda and a lidls nearby...

p.s. I am not looking to have a sophisticated evening. Try and hold back on the Stu bashing

 

[Tonyator]

Tesco Value Cider.

Edit... just saw you have an ASDA and Lidl...


In that case I guess Asda do a smart price one. or the Asda's own brand.

 

[burtie]

Strongbow.

 

[Westyfield2]

Strongbow is my Chav cider of choice.

Blackthorn or Stoford Press is my normal drink, but yeah Strongbow is a good shout for my Chav moments

 

[aproctor]

Olde English is about £3~ for 2 litres and tastes ok.

 

[randomshenans]

Katy do a "Rosé" cider which is really tasty, but not your cheap tramp cider.

 

[MasterPlan1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K_(cider) - I work in Vauxhall, I know that this is what 90% of the tramps drink.

 

[randomshenans]

Strongbow is my Chav cider of choice.

Blackthorn or Stoford Press is my normal drink, but yeah Strongbow is a good shout for my Chav moments

Stoford Press is a great drink!!

 

[Greenlizard0]

Those giant bottles of cider are foul. I was cleaning up the remnants of a house gathering last Sunday and accidently sloshed some Tesco Value stuff around.

I had to run to the toilet and spit.

 

[Stupot_]

Pfft right you lot are rubbish!

http://groceries.asda.com/asda-estore/catalog/sectionpagecontainer.jsp?departmentid=1214921923747

EDIT: gah link doesn't work. its oakstone 2 litres...

Beat £1.20 for two litres and you get a cookie.

Failing that, suggest something from lidls as thats closer and I dont have to park up, nor will I impulse buy a load of crap that I dont need

 

[Glaucus]

Good God drink some proper stuff.

Blackthorn and Strongbow are vial, should only be used as bin cleaner.

Get some Old bristolian, chedday valley or anything from thatchers or sheppys

 

[Fenris]

White Ace probably, battery acid and tramp spit that will destroy your liver if you so much as sniff it, very good for cleaning bird **** off of cars.

 

[Hostile_18]

Scrumpy, K Cider and Olde English are the nicest IMO

... also the strongest lol.

 

[Tonyator]

Pfft right you lot are rubbish!

http://groceries.asda.com/asda-estore/catalog/sectionpagecontainer.jsp?departmentid=1214921923747

EDIT: gah link doesn't work. its oakstone 2 litres...

Beat £1.20 for two litres and you get a cookie.

Failing that, suggest something from lidls as thats closer and I dont have to park up, nor will I impulse buy a load of crap that I dont need

Thats what I suggested, and you can't beat that price... Tesco Value is the same price.

If you want cheap just get that... I don't know why people are sugesting goodish ciderfs as that wasn't what you wanted.

 

[Glaucus]

T I don't know why people are sugesting goodish ciderfs as that wasn't what you wanted.

Because if you get cheap ****, just buy a bottle of white spirit (such cheap vodka it can't be called vodka) and some mixers. It'll tasty a million times better and have more alcohol.

 

[Tonyator]

I agree... but he did say Cider...

 

[Westyfield2]

Blackthorn and Strongbow are vial, should only be used as bin cleaner.

How can you say that?!?!?!

Other than Vodka, Blackthorn>*

 

[Glaucus]

How can you say that?!?!?!

Other than Vodka, Blackthorn>*

you can't have any taste buds.

 

[Stupot_]

I have an evening of beer pong ahead.

Therefore: cider

 

[ac1d1ty]

Blackthorn is possibly the worst drink ever concieved by mankind.