Trick or treaters

We only had the one knock - a group of 6-7 scallys all dressed up trackies, like WTAF kind of Halloween costume is that. Didn't even bother to answer the door. If you can't be arsed to dress up properly for Halloween you shouldn't be knocking on people's doors.
 
We only had the one knock - a group of 6-7 scallys all dressed up trackies, like WTAF kind of Halloween costume is that. Didn't even bother to answer the door. If you can't be arsed to dress up properly for Halloween you shouldn't be knocking on people's doors.
Lots of teenage gangs roaming around last night here as well just looking for cash I think they don't bother to try and buzz the flats here anyone with any sense wouldn't admit them anyhow got to say its great cover if you want to go on a mugging spree its just a matter of time
 
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Didn't get any this year, driving home from work usually the paths would be full of kids and their parents but yesterday didn't see any at all, wonder if more went to parties rather than trick or treat.
 
One of the least pleasant parts of this newfangled tradition #ItWasAllTurnipsAndAppleBobbin'RoundHereOnce are the trails of sweet wrappers around town today. Hopefully it's just round here, but I got a bit sick of picking up wrappers on my way back from the shops. #GrumpyOldMan
 
Nothing beats carving out a neep with a spoon. None of that pumpkin rubbish.
Being Scottish myself, I simply use gouges and similar carving blades, just like my Gallic ancestors have done for thousands of years when carving spoons and bowls out of solid materials like wood and horn.
Only Southern Jessy-boy numpties try to use a spoon!!

We only had the one knock - a group of 6-7 scallys all dressed up trackies, like WTAF kind of Halloween costume is that.
Maybe they were dressed as Urban Youth or Modern Criminals?
It's the scariest thing imaginable for some people on this forum...
 
Had a real old mix in my area the other night. Missus goes wild for Halloween and we always end up with more stuff to dish out than necessary, so even the late-night wags in their trackies got a good few handfuls out of us. Most of ours seemed to hit between 5pm and 7pm, constant stream of the little buggers!
 
We took our daughter out, had a great time, was absolutely loads around as well.
Some people really really really go to town in decortications!


Also got quite a few to our door, all pleasant and dressed up for the occasion which was nice.

Planing on having a kids Halloween party next year for our little one and friends.
 
We took our daughter out, had a great time, was absolutely loads around as well.
Some people really really really go to town in decortications!


Also got quite a few to our door, all pleasant and dressed up for the occasion which was nice.

Planing on having a kids Halloween party next year for our little one and friends.
My parents used to do that, remember the pealed grapes in the Ribena for "eyballs in blood" etc;)
 
You're alright though you'll just let the dogs out to bite 'em like the postman?
My dogs are very fussy eaters with snobbishly refined tastes. They won't go near lower class stuf like Pedigree Chum, not even the Lab... so I imagine they'll just scoff at the idea of lower class tracksuited scrote in their mouths and instead pay the local gypsies' XL Bully a couple of Bonios to do the job on the cheap. Might even get a paved driveway out of the deal!
 
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We only had the one knock - a group of 6-7 scallys all dressed up trackies, like WTAF kind of Halloween costume is that. Didn't even bother to answer the door. If you can't be arsed to dress up properly for Halloween you shouldn't be knocking on people's doors.
dressing up as an asbo chav for haloween seems quite scary to me.

Never watched Eden Lake?
 
I will gift some out to friends kids.
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We only had the one knock - a group of 6-7 scallys all dressed up trackies, like WTAF kind of Halloween costume is that. Didn't even bother to answer the door. If you can't be arsed to dress up properly for Halloween you shouldn't be knocking on people's doors.
I guess dressing up as a chav should count! I'm pretty done with Halloween, the only part of it I like anymore is that it reminds me to watch this this video again.
 
4 years in the current place and we've had 3 knocks total. We buy chocolate every year "just in case" knowing that we're just going to eat it all ourselves :D Quite a lot of students in the area we're living in, so I assume families just don't bother coming this way now.
 
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