My mum once hit me in the face with a spade.
I was two.
You should have behaved yourself better then shouldn't you?
Can't you just use a shovel instead, if you don't have a spade?
Why are you trying to find a spade in the first place? Do you often mislay them? Is your garden shed so big that you might be unable to locate said implement?
That's pretty much it. I had such difficulty finding my spade, I was forced to delegate the task to a team of gardeners, to which I asked "could you please try to find my spade?".