Tuesday Chuckle
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Soldato
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A woman goes to the supermarket and buys some bread, drinks, and pizza. When she gets to the till the cashier says "madam, are you single?"
The woman is puzzled that he could guess so easily. She looks again at the items she bought but still doesn't know what it was that tipped the man off so easily. In the end she says "how did you guess?".
"Because you're ******* ugly."
The woman is puzzled that he could guess so easily. She looks again at the items she bought but still doesn't know what it was that tipped the man off so easily. In the end she says "how did you guess?".
"Because you're ******* ugly."
Duke of Edinburgh was being shown around a mental hospital & they came upon a locked door, whats in here said the duke ? Oh! thats where we keep our worst patients said the nurse, well I don't like the idea of this said the duke, surely they should be treated like everyone else,
oh they are said the nurse, the only difference is in the food we give them.
We give them pitza , toast & pancakes every day.
thats a strange diet said the duke, well yes said the nurse but its the only things we can get under the door
oh they are said the nurse, the only difference is in the food we give them.
We give them pitza , toast & pancakes every day.
thats a strange diet said the duke, well yes said the nurse but its the only things we can get under the door
A woman is passing a petshop when she sees a sign saying '***ny licking frogs for sale' £200
so she go's in and asks the man to sell her one, just say 'out of box - do your deed' & you'll have the time of your life said the shopkeeper.
The next day the woman returns looking rather angry, I paid £200 pounds for this frog & it doesn't do anything !
o.k. said the man, go & lie on the bed in the back room & I'll bring the frog in.
So he follows her in & puts the frog on the table & glares at it. NOW LOOK !
this is the very last time I'm going to show you how to do this !
so she go's in and asks the man to sell her one, just say 'out of box - do your deed' & you'll have the time of your life said the shopkeeper.
The next day the woman returns looking rather angry, I paid £200 pounds for this frog & it doesn't do anything !
o.k. said the man, go & lie on the bed in the back room & I'll bring the frog in.
So he follows her in & puts the frog on the table & glares at it. NOW LOOK !
this is the very last time I'm going to show you how to do this !
(sorry)