Tuesday's Bad Joke Thread
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This joke is bad, Bad as in wrong 
A boy wakes up in the middle of the night and goes into hes parents room to see hes dad banging his mum, the dad turns to the boy and laughs then shuts the door.
Later that evening the dad hears a noise coming from the boys bedroom and goes to look, he sees the boy banging his nan......
The boy turns to his dad and says ''Not so funny when its your mum!''
A boy wakes up in the middle of the night and goes into hes parents room to see hes dad banging his mum, the dad turns to the boy and laughs then shuts the door.
Later that evening the dad hears a noise coming from the boys bedroom and goes to look, he sees the boy banging his nan......
The boy turns to his dad and says ''Not so funny when its your mum!''
This joke is bad, Bad as in wrong
A boy wakes up in the middle of the night and goes into hes parents room to see hes dad banging his mum, the dad turns to the boy and laughs then shuts the door.
Later that evening the dad hears a noise coming from the boys bedroom and goes to look, he sees the boy banging his nan......
The boy turns to his dad and says ''Not so funny when its your mum!''
Thats like the 5th time i've read this here.
This joke is bad, Bad as in wrong
A boy wakes up in the middle of the night and goes into hes parents room to see hes dad banging his mum, the dad turns to the boy and laughs then shuts the door.
Later that evening the dad hears a noise coming from the boys bedroom and goes to look, he sees the boy banging his nan......
The boy turns to his dad and says ''Not so funny when its your mum!''
A bad joke is one thing but a repost of a bad joke is 5 years hard labour!
Your coat will not be forwarded on.
Thats like the 5th time i've read this here.
Zip that must be about the 6th time I've read that joke this week, and that's on OcUK alone!!
LOL all posted in less than a minute of each other!
Poor Zip!!
Zip, you've disappointed us all this time.
Hows this.
A Biker was at the pub with his gang and just chatting when this man comes into the bar and starts to Yell at him "I Shagged your mum!, She was the best ive ever had"
Every one looked shocked
Then he yells again "I shagged her every way i can, Every way you can imagin!, She Rode me like no one else ever has!"
The Big Biker gets up walks over to the old man and says "Dad Go home you drunk!"
Sorry
That joke is wrong, and bad. There should be a new, stronger word for that joke like badwrong or badong. YES, that joke is badong.
Bonus points for anyone who can tell where I stole that from
Schlinder's List?
Hehe, I liked it. 
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after
three." "Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six?" "Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"
"A Jack."
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after
three." "Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six?" "Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"
"A Jack."
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Sorry Zip, but I can't help but laugh at you...old joke.
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My eldest nephew (9) loves name jokes- anyone know any good ones?
The ones I've told so far are:
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug.
Man without a spade on his head?
Douglas.
Woman who torches her bills?
Bernadette.
Woman with a pint of lager on her head?
Beatrix.
Man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
Man with a large ball?
Wan Hung-Lo.
Oh, and we've done the No Idea, Still No Idea, Still No ******* Idea one too!
Any others?
The ones I've told so far are:
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug.
Man without a spade on his head?
Douglas.
Woman who torches her bills?
Bernadette.
Woman with a pint of lager on her head?
Beatrix.
Man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
Man with a large ball?
Wan Hung-Lo.
Oh, and we've done the No Idea, Still No Idea, Still No ******* Idea one too!
Any others?
