Turkey eggs??

PyRo_ffs · 26 Dec 2003 at 04:54

lmao

from me

Clark Nova · 26 Dec 2003 at 14:51

This man also has a massive ****:

http://apathy.malism.com/****.****.jpg

It's really not that unusual you know

nige · 26 Dec 2003 at 15:30

Originally posted by Deadly Ferret
I thought turkeys were male chickens, and that males don't lay eggs.

I hope you're joking or at least quite drunk.

Minxy · 26 Dec 2003 at 15:34

Lmfao @ this thread!!! I hope alcohol is to blame for this

Deadly Ferret · 26 Dec 2003 at 16:22

Do roosters lay rooster eggs, or just normal chicken eggs? :confused:

wnm0 · 26 Dec 2003 at 16:35

This has got to be the christmas thread to remember LMFAO :eek:

Clark Nova · 26 Dec 2003 at 17:16

Originally posted by Deadly Ferret
Do roosters lay rooster eggs, or just normal chicken eggs?

I hope you are joking sir. Think of it like male and female humans; female humans have babies and male humans do not. They just fertilize the female. Now think about hens (female chickens) and roosters (male chickens). Do roosters lay eggs or is it just the female? Do you give birth?? (I'm assuming you are male here, by the way.........)

Deadly Ferret · 26 Dec 2003 at 17:23

Got it, thanks.

So what type of egg does a **** lay then?

GT3 · 26 Dec 2003 at 17:25

Originally posted by Deadly Ferret
So what does a **** lay then?

Women, hopefully.

Scarfacé · 26 Dec 2003 at 17:29

Ok, to clear this up:

A male adult chicken is known as a **** or a rooster.

A Hen is an adult female Chicken or Turkey.

A Tom is a male turkey.

Only female birds lay eggs.

All female birds lay eggs.

I'm not too sure, but the eggs we buy in shops are Hen's eggs, right? So maybe they're both Chicken and Turkey.

EDIT:

Ah, I see it was covered earlier in the thead. Taken from here:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a980306b.html

Although I find it very strange that I've never seen ANYWHERE sell them.

Deadly Ferret · 26 Dec 2003 at 17:40

So we can't have rooster eggs, just chicken eggs? Where do the roosters come from then? :confused:

Minxy · 26 Dec 2003 at 17:42

Originally posted by Deadly Ferret
So we can't have rooster eggs, just chicken eggs? Where do the roosters come from then?

Surely when eggs are laid, just like humans they either become male or female. Easy really

Deadly Ferret · 26 Dec 2003 at 17:44

Humans lay eggs?! :confused:

Minxy · 26 Dec 2003 at 17:45

Originally posted by Deadly Ferret
Humans lay eggs?!

I'm still living in hope that your questions are alcohol induced

Tracker · 26 Dec 2003 at 17:54

This is a well funny thread have some stars on me.

Scream · 26 Dec 2003 at 21:00

The turkey you got for christmas maybe a rooster or a female. The bigger turkeys tend to be the rooster and the smaller one's the female hen type. a lot of the eggs produced by turkeys are empty (useless) so only a few of the eggs will ever hatch into wee turks.

My neighbour rares our Turkey's ever year and they are always over 30lbs. This years is a 37lb rooster. After looking at it an hour ago, I think it will last us to the new year.

SpicyDuck · 26 Dec 2003 at 21:17

Then how do they know the eggs we eat havent got babies inside? :confused:

Phil.

ShiWarrior · 26 Dec 2003 at 21:38

Originally posted by OvertoneBliss
Then how do they know the eggs we eat havent got babies inside?

Phil.

becuase they are from chickens, NOT Hens

oh and have 5 stars from me

oh look 4 stars, out of 5 now

lmao at this thread

one for the sticky

Deadly Ferret · 26 Dec 2003 at 21:52

Originally posted by Scream
The turkey you got for christmas maybe a rooster or a female. The bigger turkeys tend to be the rooster and the smaller one's the female hen type.

So turkeys and chickens are the same beast then? :confused:

There's something foul going on here.

Scream · 26 Dec 2003 at 22:48

Originally posted by Deadly Ferret
So turkeys and chickens are the same beast then?

There's something foul going on here.

'Hen' is another word for female in farmers talk.

Its a good way for describing a bird's sex if you aren't sure what the name is for a female.