Typical...

naknakkus · 14 May 2009 at 15:01

Savlon, and don't pop them!

B@Th*nG · 14 May 2009 at 15:03

haven't bothered reading the rest of the thread, although i hear mustard of all things works pretty well

B@

Skidder · 14 May 2009 at 15:21

net_slayer said:
I think she'd notice if i was wearing any kind of make up, i might aswell just hand in my man card right away and -10 man points lol.

Anyway, how much mustard are we talking here? A nice thick layer? American, Dijon, Chinese, Jamaican or Bahamian mustard? Im expecting miracles here gentlemen.

I'd use whichever you have but peronally english has never failed me.

Nix · 14 May 2009 at 15:22

Been rubbing your face in places you shouldn't?

p4radox · 14 May 2009 at 15:39

Dijon mustard is supposedly the best for stimulating facial hair growth, but I'd imagine something milder would be best for dealing with acne. It needs to stay there for a few hours though, so nothing runny.

Tefal · 14 May 2009 at 15:42

net_slayer said:
Anyway, how much mustard are we talking here? A nice thick layer? American, Dijon, Chinese, Jamaican or Bahamian mustard? Im expecting miracles here gentlemen.

A small dollops of English works best enough to cover it. you might want to put some cling film over it with some masking tape/plasters to stop it getting on your sheets

WalesOwl · 14 May 2009 at 15:43

Mustard, 100%.

Rich1988 · 14 May 2009 at 15:59

toothpaste dries spots out nicely but mustard on the otherhand blasts the spots into oblivion

Turtles · 14 May 2009 at 16:00

Honestly it sounds retarded but mustard works, only had to use it once and it worked fine.

KnightStalker · 14 May 2009 at 16:10

hmm i might have to try a little tester area on a small one to see if this 'mustard' method actually works lol

Andelusion · 14 May 2009 at 16:17

Mustard actually works.

Ciphon · 14 May 2009 at 16:18

I call shenanigans!

uber soldat · 14 May 2009 at 16:27

tisonlyme said:
Ask one of your girl mates if you can borrow her concealer

If you do I promise I won't call you gay. I cannot, however, guarantee others won't

If you do this you will be officially gayer than Elton

Nix · 14 May 2009 at 16:28

uber soldat said:
If you do this you will be officially gayer than Elton

To be fair, that's pretty gay.

UHT · 14 May 2009 at 16:44

Mustard is the business tbh.

Tute · 14 May 2009 at 16:47

I used to get loads of spots - tried mustard as recommended on here and they cleared up in no time!

So it's getting my recommendation too.

shauncr91 · 14 May 2009 at 16:47

If you don't have any spot cream then it is indeed true that mustard can help get rid of the redness around the spot.

The toothpaste thing is a load of rubbish tough.

Gaygle · 14 May 2009 at 16:51

yup, over night application of mustard for two days worked insanely well.

Knubje · 14 May 2009 at 16:57

tbh the option of concealer from tisonlyme is probably the best. You won't want to cake it on like you are some sort of metro...but a tiny bit may make them less obvious whilst not completley turning you into ELTON

CliffyBiro · 14 May 2009 at 17:00

Mustard. Nothing works better.

Colmans is my personal choice.