Udderly Unacceptable

[413x]

He gave that beef a good porking with his male chicken

 

[Mysterae_]

I asked my policeman mate how frequent this sort of thing was. He was it was rare.

 

[Jokester]

I asked my policeman mate how frequent this sort of thing was. He was it was rare.

Got to give him kudos for a job well done though.

 

[Minusorange]

It occured to me that this guy isn't just a cow ******, but he's a cow nonce only choosing the young ones, is there a term for such noncery ?

 

[the shadow]

Man caught having sex with a cow avoids jail

Liam Brown, 25, triggered an alarm in the middle of the night and was found by farmer Ian Farwell with his hands on either side of a calf with his trousers down and hips moving backwards and forwards.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[GreatAuk]

"Judge Keith Cutler sentenced him to a three-year community order with rehabilitation requirements and 150 hours of unpaid work and ordered him to pay £600 compensation to the Farwells.

He also made a disqualification order, preventing him from keeping livestock for ten years."

Seems like a rather milquetoast (milk-toast, geddit) sentence tbh. Surely the fine should have been a lot higher and a lifetime ban from keeping any animals at the very least. Would have thought prison too personally.

 

[labbby]

Interesting, cows are pretty.

ermmmm

 

[Minusorange]

Man caught having sex with a cow avoids jail

Liam Brown, 25, triggered an alarm in the middle of the night and was found by farmer Ian Farwell with his hands on either side of a calf with his trousers down and hips moving backwards and forwards.

www.dailymail.co.uk

He is living with his mother, but there is the possibility of him moving in with his girlfriend, who has been a very supportive person.

How does he have a girlfriend after cheating on her with a cow

 

[413x]

How does he have a girlfriend after cheating on her with a cow

Apparently she's a bit of a cow. Maybe he's bagged Amber heard?

 

[Kelt]

Does he get put on the sex offenders register?

I suppose it's a moot point.

 

[uber soldat]

We need pics to see whether or not it was a sexy cow.

 

[Kelt]

How does he have a girlfriend after cheating on her with a cow

Guess she doesn't have any beef with his cheating, then.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Anyone seen this one in Sunderland at the beginning of this year?

Absolutely sick.

Man accused of causing unnecessary suffering to wild bird in alleged attack

David Lee will stand trial at South Tyneside Magistrates' Court after pleading not guilty to the charge

www.chroniclelive.co.uk

 

[gingergundog]

"Judge Keith Cutler sentenced him to a three-year community order with rehabilitation requirements and 150 hours of unpaid work and ordered him to pay £600 compensation to the Farwells.

He also made a disqualification order, preventing him from keeping livestock for ten years."

Seems like a rather milquetoast (milk-toast, geddit) sentence tbh. Surely the fine should have been a lot higher and a lifetime ban from keeping any animals at the very least. Would have thought prison too personally.

Cant wait for the next news report on how the notorious cow fiddler accidently got sent to a dairy farm to undertake his unpaid work.

 

[moon man]

Well you don't hear about us vegans abusing vegetables, just saying

 

[gingergundog]

Does he get put on the sex offenders register?

I suppose it's a moot point.

 

[mattyg]

I think hes gotta be Bonkherds to do that

 

[robj20]

Well you don't hear about us vegans abusing vegetables, just saying

Cucumbers surely.

 

[the shadow]

Well you don't hear about us vegans abusing vegetables, just saying

Fur fox sake, go vegan!

 

[Diddums x]

Well you don't hear about us vegans abusing vegetables, just saying

Oh you sweet summer child.