UEFA Euro 2024 Semi Finals ** spoilers ** [9th - 10th July 2024]

Reminds me of that time many years ago when this girl was all over me in a night club. Walked her home, she kissed me on the cheek and then shut the door on me.

Southgate would have done the numbers and decided to leave the girl at the club because of a 0.1% chance she had herpes.

Even my local MP wasn't as useless as Southgate. He is stealing a living big time. 5 million a year.
 
Netherlands should know that the magic formula is wait till the 92nd minute to score the winner cos Southgate won't do **** all until they do and by that point it'll be too late! Score now and he'll actually make some subs.
 
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