Soldato
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Reminds me of that time many years ago when this girl was all over me in a night club. Walked her home, she kissed me on the cheek and then shut the door on me.
UEFA Euro 2024 Semi Finals ** spoilers ** [9th - 10th July 2024]
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Soldato
Asleep at the Southgate wheel
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Sorry
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Only a matter of time until England concedes at this rate.
Soldato
Can Gareth be proactive for once instead of reactive, this is now calling for the likes of gordon, palmer and Toney.
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Caporegime
Southgate would have done the numbers and decided to leave the girl at the club because of a 0.1% chance she had herpes.
Even my local MP wasn't as useless as Southgate. He is stealing a living big time. 5 million a year.
Caporegime
Both teams are allergic to attacking
Soldato
Netherlands should know that the magic formula is wait till the 92nd minute to score the winner cos Southgate won't do **** all until they do and by that point it'll be too late! Score now and he'll actually make some subs.
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Rice has been terrible.
Caporegime
The Dutch have just had a good couple of opportunities?
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Have we had a shot on goal this half?
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Soldato
Might aswell have the vaseline ready for Spain if we make it
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Soldato
England are playing like their in the lead, someone needs to remind them Kane's goal was an equaliser and we need to keep pushing
He needs to change something quick before they concede.
Caporegime
Rice needs to be put in a steamer.