Ugly babies
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You'll have no money/sleep/peace and no free time of your own ever!
Oh wait. Hmm.
Nope, not having them either.
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I suppose the continual survival of the human species isn't compelling enough for you?
Seriously though, when the time comes you won't need any convincing.
It's not something to be argued into or out of. It's something to decide for yourself. After all, the last thing I want to do is argue you into having kids you don't want.
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Apart from initial birth weight, babies tend to look the same for me. I appreciate it more when they start walking, growing their own form and their own hair, and that's what differentiates them.
There isn't one.
The simple fact is that most men are coerced into having a baby by their girlfriend/wife, who want a baby to fulfill their instinctual needs, and to comply with social doctrines that tell them they must have a baby by age X.
Men that can't, or won't, provide a child are either tossed aside for another man, or tricked into providing semen by punturing holes in condoms, or lying to them about having taken birth control medication. This is a lot more common than you think.
If the man then asks her to have the child aborted, she will feign spiritual/religious reasons for denying that request, and will have the baby regardless of the man's compliance. Why? Because she knows that whether the man wants it or not, he will have to support her financially, and that's good enough for most women.
The human species is surviving enough, and so much to the fact that we are becoming increasingly burdened with overpopulation.
Therefore I dont think that the continual survival of the human species is a good enough reason to want to have kids.
A friend from work posted on Facebook that some random woman she bumped into in town said how beautiful both her very young sons were and I, jokingly , replied was her guide dog nice.
The abuse I got from her, and the C word was used in capitals, was epic.
Parents have no sense of humour when it comes to children
All babies are spuds if we're honest.
, replied was her guide dog nice. The abuse I got from her, and the C word was used in capitals, was epic.
Parents have no sense of humour when it comes to children
All babies are spuds if we're honest.
haha I agree with this thread, it really grinds my gears when people see a ugly baby and go "aww so cute", NO YOU KIDDING, THAT BABY IS *********G UGLY. LOL
Of course as many lols as that would generate it's simply not worth it and you might lose a friend for it. Last year when my girlfriends cousin had a baby, her whole family was acting like it was the second coming of Christ, I had to sit there and grind my teeth not to tell them how fat, double chin and ugly i thought the baby was when it came near me.
I'm not kidding, the baby had a double chin, Peter Griffin style, it was a girl as well which even made it worse.
Of course as many lols as that would generate it's simply not worth it and you might lose a friend for it. Last year when my girlfriends cousin had a baby, her whole family was acting like it was the second coming of Christ, I had to sit there and grind my teeth not to tell them how fat, double chin and ugly i thought the baby was when it came near me.
I'm not kidding, the baby had a double chin, Peter Griffin style, it was a girl as well which even made it worse.
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Our little un was born 6 weeks premature, as they get older I think they definitely get cuter lol.
There are a few photos that I've looked back on though, where I've thought 'I can't remember him looking like that (kinda fugly)'...then another one taken right after where he looks 'normal and cute' again.
Their jibs definitely play a part
There are a few photos that I've looked back on though, where I've thought 'I can't remember him looking like that (kinda fugly)'...then another one taken right after where he looks 'normal and cute' again.
Their jibs definitely play a part
A friend from work posted on Facebook that some random woman she bumped into in town said how beautiful both her very young sons were and I, jokingly
The abuse I got from her, and the C word was used in capitals, was epic.
Parents have no sense of humour when it comes to children
All babies are spuds if we're honest.
hahaha totally agree.
I've always thought my babies have looked like aliens when first born, that's ok because i'm part Nordic Alien
Its even worse when people hand the baby over to you to hold, and you just think 'Why the fudge would I want to hold that? Why would you even give it to me to hold, or pass it around so carelessly like a puppet?'.
As ugly and strange as babies are, parents are even weirder.
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Ours was not attractive as a newborn - he was red and blotchy with a massively hairy back and a full head of black hair. It soon went, but it just shows how much they do change in 18 months or so.
I was one of those 'not having kids' people too. But being a dad is epic!
Beth pulling a fairly decent smile out of the bag, while Becca does her "bopo" binoculars.
With all due respect, I don't think you'd have been near the top of my list of people to hand either of my babies to.
