UK Store down?

LordSplodge · 12 Mar 2009 at 13:22

likwid said:
You can pretty much guarantee that people on the internet who point out normal girls to be ugly or of low standards are -
a: single
b: making a comparison with either some model, porn star or a Japanese pop star
c: either virgin or sexually inactive and possibly closeted homosexual

Welcome to OCUK!

fail at the internets · 12 Mar 2009 at 14:02

likwid said:
You can pretty much guarantee that people on the internet who point out normal girls to be ugly or of low standards are -
a: single
b: making a comparison with either some porn star or a Japanese pop star
c: either virgin or sexually inactive and possibly closeted homosexual

A. Yes split up with my girlfriend the other month.
B. Nope compared to girls i know / see around college.
c. No, Nope and No.

Silly internet white knight.

likwid · 12 Mar 2009 at 14:20

First of all, I didn't make the rules.
Secondly, no one expected you to admit to any of them.
Finally, you cannot deny being a closet homosexual, unless you are openly homosexual.

JAMAL · 12 Mar 2009 at 15:22

likwid said:
First of all, I didn't make the rules.
Secondly, no one expected you to admit to any of them.
Finally, you cannot deny being a closet homosexual, unless you are openly homosexual.

LMAO

Nymins · 12 Mar 2009 at 15:32

LordSplodge said:
Do you have a hoover rather than a vacuum cleaner? Or a walkman rather than a portable cassette player?

Thats my point. Everyone knows what an iPod is, so i don't think Apple are trying too hard to get a bigger market.

LordSplodge · 12 Mar 2009 at 16:12

Nymins said:
Thats my point. Everyone knows what an iPod is, so i don't think Apple are trying too hard to get a bigger market.

That do have to try hard. Everybody and his dog in the tech industry wants to emulate the coolness of Apple. Even Microsoft tried with the Zune. Although any iPod knock-off that comes in brown as an option is doomed to fail.

LordSplodge · 12 Mar 2009 at 16:26

fail at the internets said:
c. Yes, yes and yes..

Fixed!

See:

apple---ipod-touch---a-guided-tour---large-generation-2-_cb.jpg

You're gay. tbh!

Hatter The Mad · 12 Mar 2009 at 16:29

fail at the internets said:
Don't try and correct me smartass.

Use comprehensible and normal English then, dumbass.

NickK · 12 Mar 2009 at 16:32

Folks - please. Stick to the original topic not throwing personal insults.

LordSplodge · 12 Mar 2009 at 16:33

NickK said:
Folks - please. Stick to the original topic not throwing personal insults.

But the UK store isn't down anymore. :confused:

Feek · 12 Mar 2009 at 17:45

LordSplodge said:
But the UK store isn't down anymore.

I guess the thread can be closed then.

J1234 · 12 Mar 2009 at 17:51

Feek said:
I guess the thread can be closed then.

Good idea