Unblocking a toilet - toilet brush stuck

Throw your Sisters head down the toilet for doing it in the first place.

When flushing, ask her if she can see it.

If so, tell her to get it with her teeth.
 
Wiggins said:
Throw your Sisters head down the toilet for doing it in the first place.

When flushing, ask her if she can see it.

If so, tell her to get it with her teeth.
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I'll try that next time she does it.

Although next time, the punishments will be far worse. I'll ensure she has engine failure on the way into town - surely a woman's worst nightmare?!
 
I've actually been sick unblocking a toilet (not my toilet). The poo came up in pieces and the water turned brown, which is when the smell slipped up my nostrils and I started spewing. So not only did I have pooey mess, I had sick everywhere too. Needless to say, everyone was ******** themselves with laughter after I came out.
 
thats just nasty...although i had to unblock a sink once. it meant dissmantling the pipe under the sink which was full off black sludge that smelt like a combination of poo and sick. needless to say i prob would have been sick form the smell if i hadnt wrapped a t-shirt round my face drenched in after shave

MW
 
Maccy said:
I attacked it with the brush/coat hanger thing we found and then passed him the "bits" :D
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you're both jessies!

buddy of mine blocked a toilet at work - plastic bag + held breath + wet forearms = sense of accomplishment!
 
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