Day 3
Again I’m at work so if the grammar and/or spelling of this post is dodgy then you understand why.
So, day 3 is here. Day 3 of nothing but shakes. I guess today is what’s known as the ‘wall’, or the ‘hump’ – once you’re over it the rest is easier, but getting over that wall is more difficult than it seems. To this point I have consumed 14 shakes, no food, 10 mugs of green tea, 3 cups of chai (no milk) and an ocean of tap, mineral, and sparkling water.
The bad breath is still here, although when using a ketostick to test my urine, it suggests that I am not in ketosis yet. I have to be honest and say my diet was very carbohydrate heavy before; I must have a lot stored in me to get rid of before ketosis kicks in. I will get there, though,
Today is difficult. Why? Well, that’s simple. I miss the feeling of eating. Not necessarily the taste of the food, just the joy of putting something hot, moist, crispy, or chewy into my mouth. And that is a hard sacrifice. To those who have done this diet, you will know what I mean; to those who haven’t, well, I suggest you give it a try. It feels as if I’ve forgotten how to eat, and oh boy is that strange!
The scales suggest a drop in weight of around 6lbs. That’s two a day if you’re counting – though, as is well known, this is water weight held in your body by the carbohydrates, and thus eliminating those causes this dramatic weight loss. However, I judge by the mirror, not the scales. This is where I can see myself stumbling (and, maybe a bit of rambling. You can stop reading at any point)
The Psychology of Velocity.
Picture the scene; you’re 21, 5’11 and you’re me. I was never ‘fat’; and never will be. (When I say fat I mean ‘Jerry Springer’ type fat; ‘I ate 50 cheeseburgers, and then I ate yo momma’ type fat.) Oh no, that wasn’t me. I am just a typical guy, who’s ‘t-shirt fat’ – Look fine in a t-shirt, slightly podgy without it. This, for the majority is fine. Hell, it was for me. Not any more. I want to be ripped.
So, as is the general rule, a naïve and nervous individual joins a gym and starts to go. No routine, no knowledge of nutrition and no structure. So, inevitably the results are slow. Real slow. But still, it’s better than sitting at home being skinny fat, right? Right. As time progresses, said individual becomes more dedicated, learns about macronutrients, protein, splits and so on. The gains start to appear, muscles that were non-existent before begin to pop out. ‘Looking big’ your mates would say, ‘you been working out’?
‘Here and there’ would be the response, but deep down you knew you were hooked, 4 days a week you would be there, pumped, dedicated and ready. You came, you saw, you conquered. Watch out, Ronnie, Im’a comin’!
You fight, tooth and nail for every inch you get. They grow, but it sure as hell isn’t easy. But hey, that’s ok. It’s mine now, nobody can take it away. This was how I thought, and in this game psychology plays a huge role
The V-diet tricks you. You’re so used to eating millions of calories a day; bread, pasta, chicken, steak. You know the drill, and your body is cool with that, but the V-diet does not let you do that. You can’t eat anything. Your once insatiable appetite is forced to be ignored, all in the name of definition. Your body suffers, but so does your brain.
‘How can I retain muscle when I’m not eating?’, ‘are my (insert muscle group) getting smaller’, ‘am I back to t-shirt time’?
On this diet I think about these questions all the time. I flex a muscle; ‘I’m sure that used to be bigger’. And it’s a nightmare. I can’t imagine how people who train and get injured/stop training cope watching their muscles waste away. Their work going down the drain. I don’t know if I’m getting smaller, but my brain definitely doesn’t like this diet. And that’s half the battle.
So, I’m to have my next shake in 10 minutes. I don’t want it, I want a steak. Not because my shake tastes bad, purely because my brain doesn’t want to believe it’s possible not to lose mass by drinking them.
So, if you’ve read this far (well done), I hope you have enjoyed it, and maybe some words of advice to get over this barrier. I’m not going to quit, but thoughts about my situation would be great.
Day 3 summary: Great diet for losing weight fast, though perhaps losing your marbles even faster!