Valentine's Day

[TurnipHead]

But fussy don't rhyme with..

 

[Irish_Tom]

Roses are red
So is bacon
Poems are hard
Bacon.

 

[tom_e]

Roses are red
So is bacon
Poems are hard
Bacon.

A friend sent me this the other day saying it reminded them of me

 

[Aedus]

Roses are red,
German porn is nasty,
Come round tonight,
and I'll smash your pasty.

 

[4T5]

My Sig is the only chat up line I've ever needed, Poetry is pointless when they are unconscious.

 

[Gooner Leroy]

Roses are red,
Violets taste bitter,
Roll onto your front,
And let me put it in your ****ter

 

[Atlas23]

Thread should be renamed to:

OCUK recommended and 100% tried and tested chat-up lines

 

[pitchfork]

Thread should be renamed to:

OCUK recommended and 100% tried and tested chat-up lines

Are you from Jamaica?

Because Jamaican me horny.

 

[Atlas23]

Are you from Jamaica?

Because Jamaican me horny.

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

 

[Theophany]

Thread should be renamed to:

OCUK recommended and 100% tried and tested chat-up lines

Who better to trust with your life's goal of procreation than a bunch of internet trolls, manchildren and alpha PUAs?

 

[Atlas23]

Well where else are you going to get advice on how to drop a Fogbeast that has become too clingy?


#ALPHA4LIFE

 

[Theophany]

Good point. So glad I dropped $300 on those online classes.

 

[pitchfork]

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

If I buy you a happy meal and do some doughnuts in my corsa, can I finger you behind a bin, yer well fit innit.

 

[Adam_101]

If I buy you a happy meal and do some doughnuts in my corsa, can I finger you behind a bin, yer well fit innit.

First post I saw in this thread - made my day lol!!!

 

[Atlas23]

If I buy you a happy meal and do some doughnuts in my corsa, can I finger you behind a bin, yer well fit innit.

Depends what's on the menu?


..Me - n - u

 

[Admiral Huddy]

We are married,
Our love is a mess
but tonight I might get lucky
if you say those magic words.. YES!

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

DemNons are red
Ghost are blue
Do you like chimping ?
Let's fling some poo !

 

[Theophany]

We are married,
Our love is a mess
but tonight I might get lucky
if you say those magic words.. YES!

4T5's got the solution if she doesn't.

 

[Mat]

Filter is yellow
Forums are blue
If you swear, my dear fellow
Burnsy will ban you.

 

[Atlas23]

Filter is yellow
Forums are blue
If you swear, my dear fellow
Burnsy will ban you.

Some people are into a bit of bandage