Vasectomy

Ascendancy · 3 May 2008 at 18:04

I have no intention of ever having kids, but sticking a needle in the boys? No thanks

Akira · 3 May 2008 at 18:36

It's just like having a tooth out, but three feet lower. Uncomfortable for a while, but nowhere near as bad as those that haven't had it done are making out.

Inazuma · 3 May 2008 at 18:40

GarethDW said:
I realise the majority of OcUK'ers are either teenagers or twentysomethings at university

I was under the impression that most people here are 25-50? At least that's what a few polls seemed to have shown.

Edit: LOL at the post below this

KNiVES · 3 May 2008 at 18:44

singist said:
No pain but an interesting sensation watching smoke come from your sack when they cauterise.

Ascendancy · 3 May 2008 at 18:54

Akira said:
It's just like having a tooth out, but three feet lower. Uncomfortable for a while, but nowhere near as bad as those that haven't had it done are making out.

There's pliars involved!? :eek:

DarkShadow · 3 May 2008 at 19:04

$loth said:
Injections in the testicles!?? Ouch!!

Aye, balls to that.

BigglesPiP · 3 May 2008 at 19:43

OUCH! I suddenly don't feel so good.

neil3k · 3 May 2008 at 19:47

Made me feel squeamish to be honest.

Dj_Jestar · 3 May 2008 at 20:06

Ascendancy said:
There's pliars involved!?

And lots of yanking? :eek:

BigglesPiP · 3 May 2008 at 20:09

Dj_Jestar said:
And lots of yanking?

I'm going to be sick...

Jon1818 · 3 May 2008 at 20:10

Anyone else felt a tendancy to reach for their lower area while reading this? makes me wince lol.

Akira · 3 May 2008 at 20:13

Ascendancy said:
There's pliars involved!?

Dj_Jestar said:
And lots of yanking?

Yes, they use forceps to hold the tubes outside your sac, and when they tug them about to separate them from the other gubbins you feel it much higher up in the pit of your belly, a very strange sensation. Nothing a grown man can't endure though.

KNiVES · 3 May 2008 at 20:16

Akira said:
Yes, they use forceps to hold the tubes outside your sac, and when they tug them about to separate them from the other gubbins you feel it much higher up in the pit of your belly, a very strange sensation. Nothing a grown man can't endure though.

That sounds a lot like being punched in the balls. You can feel the pain go into your stomach. I think I'll pass and just spend the small cash on protection.

KittensCake · 3 May 2008 at 20:17

Who needs a vasectomy when you can just falcon punch your wife if she gets pregnant.

Akira · 3 May 2008 at 20:17

It's not pain. Just a tugging sensation in your belly, but you're right it's the same place you feel it when kicked in the knackers.

alexakasloth · 3 May 2008 at 20:17

Akira said:
Yes, they use forceps to hold the tubes outside your sac, and when they tug them about to separate them from the other gubbins you feel it much higher up in the pit of your belly, a very strange sensation. Nothing a grown man can't endure though.

Is it like getting kicked in the balls where your stomach hurts aswell/ feel sick?

Not even a grown man can take that much pain!

Akira · 3 May 2008 at 20:19

$loth said:
Is it like getting kicked in the balls where your stomach hurts aswell/ feel sick?

Not even a grown man can take that much pain!

Similar, but a lot less painful. More nauseating than painful. In my experience, anyway.

BigglesPiP · 3 May 2008 at 22:11

Akira said:
It's not pain. Just a tugging sensation in your belly, but you're right it's the same place you feel it when kicked in the knackers.

A bit like how if you shove a pen in your belly button you feel it somewhere else?